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HELP I AM BEING HELD HOSTAGE IN A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!!!!!
Peace.

2007-09-14 11:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12 0

Once I got a Fortune Cookie that said the rest of my life would be like walking through mud! I was soooo upset! lol! AHHH! Those Fortune Cookies! So, after that I took another one and it said that a CRISIS was coming up and I should be prepared. I didn't go back to that restaurant EVER again! lol! <3

2007-09-14 12:38:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wound never expect to find lottery numbers that would win the lottery

i think they should put comics in fortune cookies

2007-09-14 11:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by =] 5 · 2 0

my name

2007-09-14 11:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You will die tonight.( that would probably be the worst thing a fortune cookie could say to you)

2007-09-14 11:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Save the fortune cookies!! Don't eat us!!!

2007-09-14 11:12:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You have 7 days to live

2007-09-14 11:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by .......... 5 · 1 0

This is a Misfortune Cookie

(That's what i call the fortune cookies i make...my recipe isnt that good :-( )

2007-09-14 11:13:49 · answer #8 · answered by greystoke 2 · 3 0

For every cookie you open, you are murdering a poor child somewhere around the world. So basically...you just murdered someone.

2007-09-14 11:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 2 0

I would never expect to see the words :
"This is your lucky day"

I never had a day of luck in my life and don't expect one either, I'm all outta luck.

2007-09-14 12:15:38 · answer #10 · answered by Luv 3 · 0 0

A small, slightly corroded key dating from the 16th century.

2007-09-14 11:28:47 · answer #11 · answered by Doom 2 · 0 0

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