What would you do to make your Neighbourhood a better place??

Answer 1

A few more ASBO's...little bastards!!

Answer 2

Holland Park and Kensington are the two costly and up-scale neighbourhoods, so which you like have not have been given any concerns... different than for the extensive fee of living there of direction. Maida Hill is properly extra commonly ordinary as Maida Vale. it quite is quite much less unique than the different 2 aspects yet nonetheless very solid

Answer 3

Firstly, have all the chavs gathered together to be stripped of their cheap yellow (like gold but not quite), their moody burberry and fake adidas would be piled up and fumigated before being sent Africa. Then, they would have bar codes tattooed on their foreheads for easy recognition by the Chav Wardens and electric collars fitted for me to have hours of endles fun with the control buttons!

Once the chavs had been dealt with, I would have a massive street party for all to attend, except the chavs of course. Once finished, the chavs would move in to clean up before returning to Chav Zone; bit like a concentration camp (bad taste but acceptable).

At least now we can walk the streets without fear of chav attack and with the peace of mind that not every street corner will be over run with these morons playing their music over their frikking mobile phone speakers!

Sorry, this turned into a chav bash... My apologies.

Answer 4

My neighbourhood isn't too bad, but i do wish that the old people who like to walk their dogs would for once pick their dogs mess up. I don't know why they think they are any different to other dog owners.

Answer 5

Get rid of my mad neighbour on the left - she uses foul language at my children and called my husband a paedophile just for looking out the window! Ongoing for years and the police will do nothing about it! Mad as a hatter!

I would also bring back the community spirit that used to exist years ago - these days it's either ignore each other or a reluctant smile.

Answer 6

I grow things Smurf. Ours is one of very few houses in our street that has a garden rather than concrete. Despite walking all over our walls, stealing our bins and showing not the slightest respect to me and my housemates, it always amazes me that the local kids leave my garden alone. I can only think that deep down they must quite like it.

Answer 7

Chuck out half the people who live here (i.e the layabouts who scrounge of the dole and let they're kids roam the streets til all hours) and get in some decent hard working people.

Answer 8

well i don't have neighbours because i live on private property but i think some neighbourhoods need attention, especially the kids of today....they all need ASBO'S....because i have seen some really rough suff happen when i go to work and it's appauling....i blame the government for not taking care of their communities....

Answer 9

Kill all the dogs and chavs. Cut off vehicle access to our road, except for those who need access to their homes. Block off the dual carriageway nearby and shoot all the car drivers. Build a bridge across the swamp so we don't have to walk on busy roads.

Answer 10

Make sure no d heads from here move locally-
Move you into a house next door-hang on Smurfy and family im still building it=im lucky its nice here!!xx ;=)

Answer 11

Evict all the current residents and import some newer friendlier ones that I like