2007-09-14 09:43:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the other day I was alone on the elevator. this dude got on and had a really big butt. I just started cracking up loudly. He looked at me and I quickly looked at my phone to play it off. I'm pretty sure he either thought I was a total @ss or a crazy lady. Little did he know I am both.
Tyler's an ****...how do you say **** in German? Das ****?
dude-ar se is censored? seriously?
2007-09-14 10:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
OK, my fiancé and I were watching one of those night time news shows, it might have been 20/20 or something. They were talking about how law enforcement had finally caught up with a serial rapist, giving details about what the guy did and how he evaded capture for so long, but the narrator had such a Dr. Seuss voice that we couldn't help but laugh ourselves silly and start rhyming it. "Did he hit her with a stick? Did he stick her with..." Well, I'm not going any farther. We didn't mean any disrespect to rape victims. It was really the narrator we were laughing at.
2007-09-14 09:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Lovebird♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the giggle loop. An underestimated hazard.
This might not be the last time but at least it's what I recall. We took my MIL's dog to the vet - it's a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. The vet was looking her over and probably had just shoved something up her behind when the dog turned and snapped at her.
The vet yelled at me saying it wasn't funny she could have been hurt. I didn't even realize I'd laughed. I think it was more of a nervous response, so shoot me.
2007-09-14 09:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
At work in the exam room (I'm a vet tech), the doctor was talking to the owner of a cat about the cat's potentially serious kidney problem. He was fumbling for words to describe the size of the clumps of pee in the litter box. He finally came up with the term "urine-balls" and I busted up laughing! The poor lady was worried about her cat and I felt like a complete ***, but I couldn't help it.
2007-09-16 04:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by CEKNB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
During my yearly review... Mr.Big Man told me that the fact that I joke all the time plainly shows that I have some sort of issues or flaws that I try to compensate for with humor. I asked him if he ever considered a career as a motivational speaker while trying to hold a straight face, that didn't work out so well.... No promotion, half a last year's bonus. FOX can suck my aiss LOL. I only work here because it's close to my cave.
2007-09-14 10:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When my boyfriend suddenly broke up with me. I thought he was coming over to go out with me for the evening, as we planned, but instead he just walked in and said he came to break up. I cracked up laughing because it was so damn unexpected. I laughed while he got his things and left. I really felt bad afterwards, it really hurt. But that hysterical laughter is hard to stop sometimes!
2007-09-14 09:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by Eraserhead 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
our teacher was giving us a lecture and me and my friend were watching this kid fall asleep and our teacher dropped a book on the table (not knowing the kid was sleeping) and he jumped and fell off the chair and we could not stop laughing and to make it worse she(my friend while laughing) snorted and we started cracking up even more and the rest of the class was just stareing at us
2007-09-14 09:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by Emily D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm terrible for laughing at other peoples misfortune, like when people trip - i laugh, if they walk into a door, i laugh - I always ask if I can help and apologise for laughing, but I can't help it!
2007-09-14 09:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Working at the half-way house, watching a client drink 7 cups of coffee and about a gallon of water and saying she still couldn't pee for that UA... I was the secretary, so I was the one who had to sit and witness all of this from behind my desk..I finally started giggling just a little and told her I almost peed my pants just watching her drink all that... Needless to say, she tested positive for narcs...
2007-09-14 09:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This group was having a game and part of the game was to give an example of what I though was strange about this person. This poerson's name was Gay, so i said, "Her name" and then I started cracking up as if it was the funniest joke in the world.
2007-09-14 09:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋