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It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

2007-09-14 09:42:54 · 19 answers · asked by girl24gr 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

no endo chic i dont want a cookie
i want you to smile

Humor??ever heard???dont think so!!!!!

2007-09-14 10:01:53 · update #1

19 answers

marriage is the #1 cause of divorce. lol

2007-09-14 09:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Marriage is a very difficult situation, it is more unstable as someone could imagine before getting into it.
It demands first of all love, second willingness to be with your partner, third EVERY DAY EFFORTS.
But you can't imagine the happiness that it brings.
Of course if you see it as a battle that you have to win against the other part (your partner) it is a real torture.
It is necessary to now what exactly do you want, before stepping into it.
It's only up to us to make it work.

2007-09-17 20:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Zoi 6 · 0 0

Cute! What you wrote IS funny, but I have to say, as a man who has been married for 21 years so far, I love it!

2007-09-14 16:50:16 · answer #3 · answered by Happy-2 5 · 0 0

you get out of marriage what you put into it-if you think it's a life sentence,then you made it that way!

2007-09-14 17:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by bratt 4 · 0 0

Humor is one thing but this is an extremely old joke...so old it was dead before I was born. Don't quit your day job.

2007-09-14 23:22:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You poor troubled thing! You must have never seen a good marriage.

2007-09-14 16:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by Elt 5 · 1 1

Wow. VERY negative. As for you forlorn, you are WRONG. Married men live longer than single ones do.

2007-09-14 16:50:21 · answer #7 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0 1

sounds about right...

married men live shorter lives than single men
married women live longer lives than single women or married men

2007-09-14 16:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 2

You are looking at marriage the wrong way!!!!!!!!!
I would not trade my marriage for nothing!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-14 16:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by melody 4 · 0 3

That's really funny and so true !! =)

2007-09-14 16:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by HeavenlyBliss 3 · 0 1

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