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2007-09-14 07:05:52 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Okay, so guys who say "that's so unbecoming of a lady", or "that's unlady like"....ALL WOMEN FART! EVERY HUMAN BEING FARTS!

hell, even the victorias secret models fart, and drop a load or two every day. Deal with it. It's nature!

Have a wonderful day :o)

2007-09-14 07:13:18 · update #1

49 answers

HAHAHAH - Best - question - EVER!!!!!

how about the first date?

2007-09-14 07:07:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Maybe a couple of mths lol. We both had to fart and didnt know the other did and so I went for it and he did also hahaa. I Knew I was gonna marry this guy though lol. Now were going on 5 yrs of being together and dec 17 will make one year of us being married. Go ahead and fart girls..just dont do it at the wrong time like at a dinner table or something lol. You will have a hurting tummy if you dont!

2007-09-14 07:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by angie 2 · 2 0

Never in a million years, if I can help it! The ones that are most embarrassing are when you're in the bedroom, and in some position where you just can't hold it! That's only happened a couple of times (usually if we had Chinese), but was so mortifying!
It's only simple good manners to not do that around other people. Hold it or take yourself to another room.

2007-09-14 07:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by baymast13 7 · 1 0

Boy once we get over the initial farting, then we can relax and be real.


I remember once my head was on his lap on the couch, we were chillin watching tv and as I dozed off I accidentally let one go.

He tooted in response........of course I immediately jumped up and moved over.

We had a laugh. It's good that finally one person gets the nerve to break the ice.

2007-09-14 07:39:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Naa. I am a very private sort when it gets to that sort of thing. Sorry, I will never do that in front of anybody I'd die of embarrassment. God forbid that I should ever slip up. I am not a "goody two shoes" by any stretch of the imagination but that is totally out.

2007-09-14 07:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Rooikat 5 · 1 0

HAve you ever held your fart in???? I did all the time!!!

One time I farted, and tried to hold it in, and it exploded out so badly!!!

My sweetie told me its about time I let it out, because the loud ones don't stink, it's the silent ones that are deadly
!!!!!

so i would say by our 1 week anniversary
llololll

2007-09-14 07:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by VetIntern 2 · 3 0

Well I'm in a long distance relationship.
So the first time we met, of course I was like "ahhh I can't do that yuck"
then the next time i went there.
we ended up as disgusting as it sounds having a farting contest. lol


but he got mad at the end because he wanted to cuddle and i couldnt stop. lol

2007-09-14 07:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by dontouchmedontrustme 3 · 5 0

I think like 3 or 4 months.

2007-09-14 07:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have been with my sweetie for a year now and I still haven't. I don't think I ever will either, I never have. I know it's stupid especially since he has been doing it since the first month!

2007-09-14 07:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by Missy 5 · 1 0

i have farted with out her knowing. If we got out of the car i would let one out as soon as i close the door... she wont fart in front of me yet and i wont till she does and its been 3 months

2007-09-14 07:24:53 · answer #10 · answered by BIgJ_11415 2 · 1 0

My husband and I have been married for 5 years - I have never farted in front of him.

Except that one time in the kitchen when I coughed and accidentally farted. lol He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.

He farts enough for the both of us. Jeez.....

2007-09-14 07:11:34 · answer #11 · answered by nite_angelica 7 · 5 1

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