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2007-09-14 06:42:29 · 46 answers · asked by Cliff 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

46 answers

I got jumped by 25 thugs. I beat up the first 24, but the little guy socked me in the eye before running away. You should've seen it.

2007-09-14 06:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3 2

The last time I got one...was from riding my bicycle with a hangover...I miscalculated a hop up onto a curb, and went over the handlebars, and broke my fall with my left hand and face on the sidewalk...ouch...

Before that was almost over a decade ago...while we were playing a gig at a nightclub, some idiot who didn't like the other guitarist in our band "winking" at his girlfriend, threw an empty beer bottle at him onstage...he immediately threw down his guitar and dove into the crowd to whoop the guy's "you know what," and he immediately got ganged up on...

So naturally I dove into the crowd and used by guitar to "even up the odds" a little...

Ah! The good 'ole days...(but now that I have full medical from my career...I avoid situations like that...I don't want to have to "use" my health-care plan now that I have one...lol...

2007-09-14 06:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think I misunderstood the question. but this is how to get rid of it:

If you live anywhere near a health food store, that sellls herbs and homeopaths. There is a great homeopath called Traumeel.

The stuff works really well. use immediately after if happens, and you get almost no bruising. If after that, there is a significant reduction in hours.

other than that, no idea...

vic

2007-09-14 06:51:50 · answer #3 · answered by Vic 3 · 0 0

Running for a seat on the train and it was between me and this old lady. I first punched her in the stomach and when she came up, she took her umbrella and hit me in the eye. I couldn't see after that so she got the seat.

2007-09-14 06:52:10 · answer #4 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0 0

The last one I had was from a mosquito bite on my eyelid. I ended up with a swollen black eye. Not many people believed me, I think they all wanted to hear a good fight story.

2007-09-14 07:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Running Gal 6 · 0 0

I ran outside while i was drunk and someone had turned a strobe light on and i thought the tree was further away than it actually was and BAM!! I hit the tree!!!

2007-09-14 06:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have got to be kidding me, I never end up the one w/the shiner. Thanks for the concern though.

2007-09-14 06:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 0 1

Its not a shiner...I've just been up for a few days!

2007-09-14 06:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

An elbow in my face while I was trying to sleep!

2007-09-14 06:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Don't be taken for granted! 3 · 0 0

I tried to move a camera away from a politician and ....wow I never saw that left hook coming.

2007-09-14 06:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0 2

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