My all-time favorite is "0 to 60 in 15 minutes."
Today, I saw on an older car "HONK -- If You See Parts Fall Off."
2007-09-14 05:31:26 · 23 answers · asked by felines 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
American Patriot -- Those are SO profound and such beautiful thoughts. Thank you for sharing.
2007-09-15 02:25:15 · update #1
1.TEXAN: By Choice, Not by Birth
2.I WASN'T BORN IN TEXAS, BUT I GOT HERE AS QUICK AS I COULD
3.HEAVILY MEDICATED: FOR YOUR SAFETY
4.SARCASM: IT BEATS KILLING PEOPLE
5.I'M HAPPY...DON'T WRECK IT!!
I keep a log in the car: to write down all the silly signs I see on cars, advertisements, whatever.
2007-09-14 06:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
One nation under God with His U.S. Marines standing guard.
On the seventh day, God rested and the U.S. Marines filled sand bags.
U.S Marine sniper says, "You can run, but you'll only die tired."
If you can read, thank a teacher. If can read in English, thank a vet.
A U.S. Marine; No better friend, no worse enemy.
He who shed blood with me shall ever be my brother.
You only have the rights you're willing to die for.
Life, liberty and the pursuit of anyone who threatens it.
For those who fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
I was a Viet Nam vet before it became popular.
My kid fought in Viet Nam so yours could party in college.
What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? RECOIL!
Except for ending Slavery, Facism, Nazism and
Communism, War has never solved anything.
Virgin Islands 7 days/ $1,395
Thousand Island 7days/$1,100
USMC Boot Camp 13 weeks/Priceless!
Sleep well, America. My Marine has your back.
Your kids an honor student? My kid's a UNITED STATES MARINE! SEMPER FI!
If you can't carry your injured buddy and his gear, what good are you?
U.S. Marines ride the most expensive taxi in the world: THE U.S. NAVY
Your freedom was fought for by one of those 'DUM' military persons.
USCM: Defending your freedom since 1775
USMC: We do more by 5 a.m. than you do all day.
USMC: When you need us, you REALLY need us.
The FEW, the PROUD, the USMC MOMS!
America, home of the FREE because of the BRAVE.
Martyrs or U.S. Marines; who do you think will get the virgins?
Many stand BEHIND the flag; I stand in FRONT of it.
Do draft dodgers have reunions? If they do, what do they talk about?
(signed: USN, retired....U.S. Marines are MY heros)
2007-09-14 15:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Seen in California:
"Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus"
Seen in Florida:
"My Kid Boinks Your Honor Student"
Seen in Colorado:
"Ask An Indian About Illegal Immigration"
2007-09-14 05:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
My motor vehicle is old yet i'm beforehand of you. Hit me, i prefer funds. in case you are able to examine this, you're too close. I brakes for love. connect the Air tension, you will not get a value ticket for rushing.
2016-12-16 19:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a bumper sticker in the shape of a large band-aid that said "Ouch, I got a boo boo"
I thought it was cute, I wanted one for my car after the tree branch fell on it
2007-09-14 06:10:20 · answer #5 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Seen in Washington state:
"51% Sweetheart; 49% B*tch: Don't Push Your Luck!"
2007-09-14 07:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I saw one awhile ago that read: 'I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy"
Of course, in the country, I see this one a lot: "To err is human, to moo bovine"
2007-09-14 06:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by Gladys 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
keep honking, im reloading
horn blows, does the driver
lead, follow or get hell out of the way
2007-09-14 05:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by 59caddy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
More trees Less Bush
2007-09-14 18:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by PBcruzr 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot"
"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an idiot"
"All men are animals, some just make better pets"
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it"
And one that I'd like to have on my back bumper:
"Sorry for driving so close in front of you"
2007-09-14 05:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Starscape 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋