every once in a while they explode or i just get a big slit down the side of the bag instead.Some are actualy impossible.
2007-09-14 05:28:26 · 12 answers · asked by Equal Animal 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Look pal, they're called CHIPS, OK? Us Americans insist that the world speak and act exactly like us, OK?
Now that I have either amused or antagonized you, I'll give you an answer: YES!! Here in the US, we know how to open a bag of CHIPS. That's why we are the fat, arrogant bastards we are! That is why we are in poor health and paying sky-high health insurance premiums. Until recently, Americans thought that Trans-Fats was a special bus for obese persons. We have stretch pants and soft 2-ply toilet paper to accommodate our glut of junk food. We wash it down with sugary soft drinks, and wipe our greasy fingers on our clothes while dusting the crumbs from our chips.
P.S. - Be careful about saying the word 'explode', as our homeland security brainiacs may label you as a terrorist! If there's one thing we obsess more about than food, it's fear of terrorism.
Cheers and please take this answer in the humor intended!
2007-09-14 05:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If u can't open a crisp packet then ur mother needs to teach you again
2007-09-14 05:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can. Do you want some help with that??
Pinch the middle on both side and slowly pull apart.
2007-09-14 05:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Becky G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i am not sure what crisps are but i would cut it if you are having trouble opening them
2007-09-14 05:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by itsagirl!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can after a small struggle. I'd love to know what they use to seal them.
2007-09-14 05:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's an art, to not make them explode
2007-09-14 05:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, weird, I've never actually had that experience
2007-09-14 05:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by roaaaarrrrr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can
it's a special talent of mine
2007-09-14 05:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine go pop.
2007-09-14 05:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Sassie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yh
2007-09-14 05:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Rainbow hype mugrawwr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋