i was at the bar talking to the door man who i knew and i said you see this girl in the white behind me? he said yes i say she looks really trashy he says that my girlfriend oh i felt like a bit*h i and i said i was really sorry i didn't mean it but i did she looked like a whor* but i did feel like an as* oh well thats when i just walked away
2007-09-14 05:23:13
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answered by itsagirl!! 4
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One day me and a former girlfriend decided to get dressed up like we were from Kansas and go into Manhattan [NY] and pretend that we were tourists .
We literally spent all day lying about who we really were- which is native New Yorkers.
Our great surprise was how helpful New Yorkers really are to out of town visitors.
2007-09-14 12:48:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm working on a doozy right now to get out of the company xmas party in a few months.....it involves a fake boyfriend, a ferry ride to the islands and I might even get to leave work early! all for nothing!
2007-09-14 12:17:21
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answered by Danielle 7
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well one of my out of the blue lies; to get out of going to this wedding with this guy I was going out with, I told him I couldn't go because I cut my eye while washing my face with apricot scrub and it was infected LOL! I come up with some real winners.
2007-09-14 12:18:59
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answered by Jersey Style 5
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Many woman come to me and tell me such and such hates me, but everyone is doing it to each other telling me the same story over others.
2007-09-14 12:17:25
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answered by Anonymous
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"No, sir, I was not trying to sneak into your house. I thought I saw someone climbing into your daughter's window. Hey, Emily. Wassup? As I was saying, sir, I was not trying to sneak into your daughter - I mean house."
2007-09-14 12:20:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I cannot come to work this morning ,Because i can not find my shoes.I got away with it once.
2007-09-14 17:29:56
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answered by Anonymous
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That I'm fine
2007-09-14 12:23:21
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answered by Hornet One 7
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I'm sorry I didn't know I was coming
2007-09-14 12:17:04
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answered by Anonymous
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that i'm not the one hiding behind the bush!!
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2007-09-14 12:17:00
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answered by Anonymous
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