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2007-09-14 05:14:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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i was at the bar talking to the door man who i knew and i said you see this girl in the white behind me? he said yes i say she looks really trashy he says that my girlfriend oh i felt like a bit*h i and i said i was really sorry i didn't mean it but i did she looked like a whor* but i did feel like an as* oh well thats when i just walked away

2007-09-14 05:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by itsagirl!! 4 · 1 0

One day me and a former girlfriend decided to get dressed up like we were from Kansas and go into Manhattan [NY] and pretend that we were tourists .
We literally spent all day lying about who we really were- which is native New Yorkers.
Our great surprise was how helpful New Yorkers really are to out of town visitors.

2007-09-14 12:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm working on a doozy right now to get out of the company xmas party in a few months.....it involves a fake boyfriend, a ferry ride to the islands and I might even get to leave work early! all for nothing!

2007-09-14 12:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 7 · 1 0

well one of my out of the blue lies; to get out of going to this wedding with this guy I was going out with, I told him I couldn't go because I cut my eye while washing my face with apricot scrub and it was infected LOL! I come up with some real winners.

2007-09-14 12:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 1 0

Many woman come to me and tell me such and such hates me, but everyone is doing it to each other telling me the same story over others.

2007-09-14 12:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"No, sir, I was not trying to sneak into your house. I thought I saw someone climbing into your daughter's window. Hey, Emily. Wassup? As I was saying, sir, I was not trying to sneak into your daughter - I mean house."

2007-09-14 12:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I cannot come to work this morning ,Because i can not find my shoes.I got away with it once.

2007-09-14 17:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That I'm fine

2007-09-14 12:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 0 0

I'm sorry I didn't know I was coming

2007-09-14 12:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

that i'm not the one hiding behind the bush!!

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2007-09-14 12:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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