i saw a human strawberry today...?

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i saw a human strawberry today...?

i was like... ok, fair enough... but i kept having the urge to eat him.... is this wrong!? would you want to eat him... i mean, he looked pretty tasty.. hahaha.... lmao...

2007-09-14 04:27:38 · 2 answers · asked by kiss_of_death_x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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Are you insane? Have you never heard of the unwritten rule 'never eat a human strawberry?'. Allegedly the rule (as invented by Peter Andre) states that.... and I quote. " As tempting as he may look... never attempt to eat a human strawberry and dont be hasty, even if it looks bloomin tasty. For you may end up with the squits, and acquire a huge pair of fake t*ts!"

2007-09-14 12:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Seed Plower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

No. I'd make jam out of him instead.

2007-09-14 11:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋