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handcuffs on me???

2007-09-14 03:13:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

You were a very bad kitty.

2007-09-14 03:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Don't you remember? It's my turn to be in charge.

I sit you down on the bed and take a silver chain from my pocket and begin to wrap it around your ankles. First around one ankle and then placing a small padlock on it and locking it shut, then around the other ankle and securing it with another padlock so that your ankles are chained together with about 6" of chain between them.

There, comfy? And if you don't be quite, I might gag you too. ;-)

2007-09-14 07:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by bertd.geo 4 · 0 0

i told u 2 get your hands off my guy, but u wouldnt listen!!

now theyre tied behind your back!

u should know its illegal both in the Biblical world & in the modern world 2 steal, so ya got what ya deserved!

2007-09-14 03:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by Tiff 3 · 2 0

How many times do I have to tell you, I'm still here, anticipation heightens the experience, so, I'm making you wait it out.

2007-09-14 06:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 1 0

Assume the position
your about to be licked

holla@urgirl x2 ;O

2007-09-14 03:22:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I told you I'd be right back...next time don't put the whip cream so far back in the fridge...

2007-09-14 03:25:23 · answer #6 · answered by mrhappy 4 · 1 0

I don't know if you know this, but it is illegal to randomly go around the city cutting people's hair

2007-09-14 03:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cliff 6 · 0 0

I'm sorry. I lost the key and I was so embarrased, I left.

2007-09-14 03:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by coachotis 6 · 1 0

I ran out of duct tape.

2007-09-14 03:21:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Someone needs a spanking.... You've been a naughty girl may I spank you.

2007-09-14 03:22:20 · answer #10 · answered by The artist known as avatar Lvl 3 3 · 1 0

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