I work with morons. Some days they annoy me to the point that I want to strangle them. Since I can't do that I usually end up in a horrible mood with a killer headache. Any tips for this that don't include quitting or violence?
2007-09-14 01:55:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Say goosfraaaba goooosfraba 10 times. Then tell them they are anoying and tell em to leave you alone. Then annoy them as much as they annoyed you so they will get a taste of their own medicine and leave you alone. If that doesnt work then buy them a gift or something so they will leave you alone. Then if that doesnt work, complain about it to your boss and he will have a talk with them. Then if they continue to annoy you, make a last stand bring a baseball bat in the next day, tell your boss you quit because of them, and then hit them with it and smash there office windows and phone and computer. GOOD luck and I hope this helped.
2007-09-14 02:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by the s0urce 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yup, there are morons all over the place - LOL! What do we do? Well, we certainly do not permit them to get to us. We have the power inside to control this.
You must calm your thoughts and body. Become disciplined in listening and at the same time not absorbing what the 'morons' are saying. It can be done. Whenever your thoughts become agitated, immediately change them. Think of something pleasant, interesting, and throw yourself into your work.
2007-09-14 09:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few of mine, and believe me I have to use them frequently.
Take a break.
Take deep breaths.
Do some stretching shoulders, ankles, arms at your desk to relieve tension. Roll your eyes!
Rub your temples.
Turn on some music.
Turn on a fan.
Have a picture of someone/something you love to look at so you can be quickly reminded why you are doing this!
Cause a distraction.
Phone a friend.
Get on Yahoo Answers and escape for a few minutes.
Think about happy hour at 5pm!
2007-09-14 12:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by Doodles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seriously meditate. getting yourself away on a 15 and meditating about life without those morons helps. Here's the trick. Don't meditate or immagin them calmer or still there. you need to imagin life whithout them. maybe all the meditation will make them all leave. stranger things have happened.
2007-09-14 09:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Rob B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do sly tricks on them.eg.replace there sugar for salt,sew there sleeves together on coats,,,,erm,,,,na im jokin lol.
just try and picture them at home,,,,,imagine them sitting there drinking cans of beer while watchin tv,havin a bath.....going the toilet! lmao maybe picturing them OUTSIDE of work may make you like them a bit.good luck! x â
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2007-09-14 09:05:19 · answer #5 · answered by Bluebudgie21 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk away, take a restroom or watercooler break and slowly calm yourself by closing your eyes and counting to 20...kind of a minute meditation....just stay relaxed.
2007-09-14 09:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to understand their feelings
2007-09-14 09:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by Rana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your position while angry or stress with him.(if you stand, try to sit.If you sit try, to look at another thing.BUT DON'T EVER LOOK THAT MORONS.
WISH YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS LIFE.
2007-09-14 09:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that really the only place you can work?
2007-09-14 09:00:24 · answer #9 · answered by crush 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋