2007-09-14 00:23:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
keep sending those hilarious e mails
gonna go find Buk a hat
2007-09-14 00:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by Metemucil Mama 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell a joke?
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
Needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best
Friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived
First, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup,
His face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in,
To confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and
Said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, we never seen
'em, but everybody used to say, "There's Bubba with them two
A**holes."
2007-09-14 07:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Daisy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, have a safe and great day, watching news while on here. There are so many wreaks today!
2007-09-14 07:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by michelle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is a nice woman here on P&S, I could really enjoy, a nice tickle with a feather. hahahaha
2007-09-14 08:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep asking awesome question for us to answer.
These little rando questions kind of make my day.
2007-09-14 07:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Convince my boss that I need a couple of weeks off!
2007-09-14 07:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kicky 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
someone cook me a breakfast sausage n' toast and a coffee with a splash of whatever's in that bottle?Tha'd make my mornin' jus' fine thanky..:)
2007-09-14 10:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Warm my heart with a smile and a laugh.
2007-09-14 08:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur participation in P&S itself makes our day,will expect a pasta treat when iam in greece
2007-09-14 07:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pay off my car loan, house loan and vet bills.
2007-09-14 07:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Lynnemarie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋