Stealing the paintings
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
2007-09-13 23:42:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your welcome smurf .glad u liked xx
2007-09-15 08:28:19 · update #1
Excellent.....what's in your wallet?...nothing!..never leave home without it!...LoL
2007-09-21 22:47:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-18 04:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by meko76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 10:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by jensvold 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-21 21:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww come on, reasonably amusing? It's Brilliant. Thanks for a full face smile and chuckle. Have a star.
And I agree totally with homeless dude. Right on x
2007-09-21 22:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by milly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love puns!
Unfortunately, the punniest story I know is sooooo long that I couldn't possibly fit it into this post!
2007-09-21 20:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by MystMoonstruck 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely LOVE this kind of dry, in-your-face humor. Good job! Loved it! Copied, pasted, and sent to all my dry joke loving buddies!
2007-09-21 23:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny
2007-09-16 15:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for puttin' a smile on my face!!!
2007-09-21 23:12:01 · answer #9 · answered by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made a right picasso of that .i may have to bring in a constable to sort it out.lol
2007-09-21 22:06:32 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reasonably amusing.
2007-09-13 23:50:55 · answer #11 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋