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I just went to the bathroom and it hurt really bad when I peed. Must have been that stripper from the bachelor party.

2007-09-13 22:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by CT 3 · 3 0

um, your broke?

what does your finance have to do with it? Doesn't the parents pay for the wedding?

Oh you mean fiancé? How about "you don't mind that I like 80's music do you?" AAAAAGGGHHH!!!!

2007-09-13 22:04:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mark Mark. once I see his call i think of of consistency. ultimate motive force to by no skill win a championship. i think there could desire to be a Mark Martin award, in common terms given to any motive force who places up stats like his and by no skill wins a championship of their profession.

2016-12-16 19:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by hillhouse 4 · 0 0

The cashflow is dried up? finance?

2007-09-13 22:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Honey my girlfriend is pregnant with twins, and she wants to name one of them after you

2007-09-13 22:14:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 3 0

Sweetheart, i was really born a women

2007-09-13 23:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd like you to meet my boyfriend...he'll be living with us by the way....

2007-09-13 22:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bruja 6 · 1 0

I lost my job..i didnt give you my real name and i have STD..

2007-09-13 22:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by mysteryprincess_23 5 · 2 0

lt was just a bet. l'm really gay. Yay!

2007-09-13 22:04:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

I;m contagious

2007-09-13 22:06:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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