Return of the teenage space mutant spider monkies from Mars?

Question

if i made a film of that name, how many people would be interested in watching it?

Answer 1

...make those ornery little spider monkeys, rabid undead flesh eaters with extrasensory telepathic & mind controlling powers, hell-bent on absolute world domination, arm them with poisoned, buzzsaw-sized shurikin-shaped yo-yo's, give them innocent-looking puppy-dog eyes, have their armies perform a high-kicking line-dance Russian/Disco Hustle/Ackie-Breakie/Texas Two-Step Polka right before they viciously and voraciously attack, and have them say nothing but "Gonk! Gonk! Gonk! Be-Dabba-Dabba! Gabba-Gabba-Hay" (from their interception of archive broadcast recordings of the punk rock group, The Ramones); make our only defense, an equally powerful army of reanimated, asthmatic, break-dancing, midget-sized Egyptian mummies, wearing cheap sunglasses, armed with three-foot long heavy rubber emerald-studded laser-enhanced monkey wrenches, with about a dozen bald naked pregnant female Zulu cannibal warrior cheerleaders, on the sidelines, playing with hula-hoops, having duck-bill sized lips, and wearing size 28 heavy-treaded army boots, with tiny bells on the pink-colored shoe laces, and I'll definitely pay full price, at least a dozen times, to see it!!!