I'm a bit depressed. All kinds of humor welcome. Thanks
2007-09-13 19:34:29 · 12 answers · asked by uuummk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
awww..you guys are the best
2007-09-13 19:43:37 · update #1
Fat & Skinny went to bed, Fat rolled over, and skinny is dead.
2007-09-13 19:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, sorry it's just too much trouble right now. Call me tomorrow in the meantime take a handful of sleeping pills and a liter of rum.
Ah I feel better now I think I was a little depressed before!
2007-09-14 02:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holmes to Watson :- My dear Watson, I assume you are wearing your winter underwears ?
Watson :- Thats right my dear Holmes, but how did you guess ?
Holmes :- Elementary my Dear Watson, you are not wearing your trousers. :o)
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The Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince, and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so." ;o)
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What did the Judge said to the Dentist ?
Do you swear to pull the Tooth, and nothing but the Tooth.
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Take Care and God Bless
2007-09-14 02:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could make you laugh in person but right now I'm going through a rough spot myself and besides you probably live nowhere close to where I live anyways so I'm sorry you are feeling down. Hope you feel better.
2007-09-14 02:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by D S♦T♦A♦R♦S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just made up a joke JUST FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!
What do Eskimos eat???
Give up???
They eat BRRRRR-ITOS!
hahahaha cheer up hun. The night is calm and the day is coming!!
2007-09-14 02:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I couldnt do better than the previous posters, (EL LAME-O!) I would have to kill myself, so I better not try.
2007-09-14 02:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
kiliti kiliti kiliti kiliti
do you know what it means??? means tickle tickle... lols
it is a filipino languange...
im from Philippines...
jejeje
2007-09-14 02:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by chester 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check these videos :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsw68COl-Cs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-7_sQNINA
2007-09-14 02:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by Phobias 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this always makes my niece laugh!!!
What kinda flowers grow on your face??????????????????
Tulips!!!!
2007-09-14 02:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by mother of twin girls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so.
2007-09-14 02:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋