im so scared i dont sleep at nite! it has bright blue eyes sharp teeth and collects penises! i havent had a good sleep in a month * im scared its going to get me what should i do?
2007-09-13 18:58:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
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2007-09-13 23:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you lie in bed at night, have imaginary talks with the monster. Find out why it does those things. Offer it other foods. Tell it where it can get yummy animals to eat out in a nearby forest, or farm. Also, put an imaginary, invisible dome made out of no-monster plastic, covering your bed. The monster could look at you, but never get too close, to hurt you. Tell the monster, "See? Ha Ha. I am stronger than you! Now, go get the meat I told you about!" and then go to sleep. Do that every night.
Good luck. That old monster will be gone, soon!
2007-09-13 19:06:33 · answer #2 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi sorry that you cant sleep, why dont you try and sleep in a diffrent room for now maybe itll go find someone else to scare.
2007-09-14 07:49:21 · answer #3 · answered by Q678 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of the book, that the little monsters parents bought him about, "There is a boy, under my bed".
2007-09-13 19:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anne2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By first taming the monster between your ears, called mind.
2007-09-13 19:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you masturbate in your bed and wipe your dick with your sheet, you feel tired for sure you can get a good nite sleep
2007-09-13 20:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pour some peanut butter on the floor with some honey at the side..No problem...monster don like sticky stuff..Lolxz...
2007-09-13 19:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Shalyn 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mouse traps. Or perhaps you just need to stuff so much stuff under your bed it can't hide there!
2007-09-14 10:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep a revolver under your pillow, if you hear it make a noise, c-ock your gun, it'll get the picture ;).
2007-09-13 19:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it to go "F" itself. You don't have time for this kind of thing.
2007-09-13 19:11:10 · answer #10 · answered by Richard B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋