I have a weird embarrassing question?

Question

Do you know how to make yourself poop at a certain time each day? For example, in the summer I use to go poop right after I woke up and ate breakfast, but now that school has started I usually have to go right in the middle of the day. However, I do not want to have to go during school, so do you know how to get in a routine of going at a certain time each day? I want to be able to go in the morning, before school.

Answer 1

It takes years of training, but with the right amount of concentration and perspiration, I'm sure that one day you'll be able to poop whenever (and wherever) you damn well please.

Answer 2

Sonya,

Take a stool softener ( ask the pharmisit- this exact question), this is NOT a laxative. That's not good for you at all, unless you are very consipated.

So at night, take your stool softener with a large glass of water an hour before bedtime, get up at least an hour before you have to leave the house and you should have a BM about 20-30 minutes in to you morning.

Good luck- I was the same way in college. A nurse gave me this advice and I still use it some 30+ years later.

Answer 3

your body has a rhtym for its daily cycles and right now yours maybe upset..the only thing I can suggest is

A) try holing it in

BUT BUT BUT
you will likely be very and I mean VERY uncomfortable

B) im pretty postive that you willl have extreme gas..that will surely not be that pleasant.
I know pooping @ school is TERRIABLE I have IBS and sometimes need to go @ work..advice so they dont know its you that made the stink lift your feet they cant see your shoes..and only exit after everyone leaves..
I think thou that ur body sall get used to the new schedule.. umm and are you skipping breafast? new food pushes old out!!!

Answer 4

Drinking a large glass of water. Sometimes if I drink warm water it works better, but not always.
1st think in the morning, if you drink a big glass of water, it may help you.
Once you get into the habit of doing that, you may be able to get into a normal routine.

Answer 5

I know! Because I ate something this morning, and i instantly wanted to go... First, you need a mixture of cubicle tomatoes, cubicle, sliced shallots, some chilies and just rough it up with lime juice. remember, all these must be raw... and then you eat it with fried rice and this as your side dish. it's not disgusting! It's a Malaysian delicacies.

Answer 6

Just start going at the time you want to each day. You'll find that after a few days, you are regulated for that time.

Answer 7

So get up and eat breakfast first, get ready, then make time to use the bathroom. Refresh yourself then walk out the door.

Answer 8

i think you should take something in the evening before so that in the morning you can go to the bathroom and clear out all the dirt inside you, so that you can go to school worry free.

try eating fruits in the evening before like grapes or drink tea or rich in fiber foods.. ... its good for digestion... see how many hours your body will react.. and adjust the time of taking it..

if it doesnt work.. bring lots of tissue..hehe

good luck.

Answer 9

Just go when nature calls sweetie.

Bad luck if it's during school,if people don't like the fumes they can get out.

Pooping is a natural thing and if you are going to play around with it you may make yourself worse.

I'm a proud pooper,whenever,wherever!!!!!

Answer 10

Take some Metamucil or something at night, so when you wake up you'll have to poop. Or take a dose of milk of magnesia at night, just be careful to not take too much, or you'll have diarrhea, cha cha chaa.