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Then take a hammer to that little ****** and take your CD back. And then tell your neighbors that they have evil garden gnomes.

2007-09-13 16:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by Eat Pie and Live 3 · 1 0

Politely inform your neighbor of the actions of their gnome. Threaten them with legal action if the gnome does not return your CD. I'm sure they will be very understanding of the situation. Maybe the gnome has stolen other CDs from other neighbors. It will continue to steal until someone stops it.

Don't be afraid. Step up and do the right thing. Do it for you. Do it for your CD. Do it for Matt Kearney and your entire neighborhood. They will all thank you.

2007-09-13 16:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by kritten 5 · 0 1

find that garden gnome and kick it in the eye ball and steal that awesome CD back

I ♥ Matt Kearney

2007-09-13 16:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by ☠Rockerchick☠ 7 · 3 0

Oh no! If the bison eat an infected gnome, they will come down with gnome-onia! Keep them out of your garden!

2016-05-19 01:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Put him in a statue of the holy family. Or a vending machine. If his leg breaks, then fix it with masking tape.

2007-09-13 16:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by 18th Angel 3 · 0 0

Well give it some magic beans. I think it'll give you back your CD b/c it loves magic beans.

2007-09-13 16:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

burn a copy and give it to the gnome.

2007-09-13 16:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by sugar kane 5 · 1 0

You commit gnome-icide.

2007-09-13 16:07:10 · answer #8 · answered by Terri J 7 · 1 1

Get it back girl! There's nothing left to lose, after all.

2007-09-13 16:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 4 0

Jump for joy!

2007-09-13 16:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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