The name of the song is...
I Never Harmed An Onion, So Why Should They Make Me Cry?
My Mother loves this song and has challenged me to get her the words to it. I so far have failed that challange. I can find the title listed on a few pages but never the lyrics.
Can anyonre find the words to this song???
2007-09-13 15:00:27 · 8 answers · asked by Hillbillee 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYA-zVxS6hw
Thats the best i could do
2007-09-13 15:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Erin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog.
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.
I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.
Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?
2007-09-13 15:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by My Life is in Black and White 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog.
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.
I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.
Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?
2007-09-13 15:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by satans_lollies 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Onions make me cry" (sung by Rowlf the Dog of The Muppet Show)
Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog. I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.
I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.
Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?
2007-09-13 15:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rhonda & Cats 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"Onions make me cry" (sung by Rowlf)
Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog.
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.
I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.
Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?
-is this it? lol
2007-09-13 15:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by noRjay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sound like Ray Stevens Hit Like the streak! I don't no i've heard on couple of old Hee-Haw shows?
2007-09-13 15:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I Love Onions"
Performed by Susan Christie in 1966
Written by Donald Cochrane and John Hill
I don't like snails, or toads, or frogs,
Or strange things living under logs,
But, mmm, I love onions.
I don't like dancin' with crazy Ted,
He's always jumpin' on my head,
But, mmm, I love onions.
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot.
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot.
I don't like rain, or snow, or hail,
Or Moby Dick, the great white whale,
But, mmm, I love onions.
I don't like shoes that pinch your toes,
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose,
But, mmm, I love onions.
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot.
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot. Yeah!
The onion is a tuberous vegetable and is a member of the genus stinkus delicioso.
It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs, and their friends and
cousins-a. They cause watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin, but it is
very, very tasty. (huhuh)
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot.
Onions, onions, la la la. Onions, onions, ha ha ha.
Root toot doodle-ee-oot doot doo doot.
How vewwy, vewwy cwude!
2007-09-13 15:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by ~Josie~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this what you're looking for?
http://www.messygourmet.com/tips/issue10.html
2007-09-13 15:08:03 · answer #8 · answered by gumby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋