Will the babes dig me with a new set of hair, even if it needs pruning?
2007-09-13 14:41:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hair is what you should do:
a - water head with garden hose or stand under oscillator for 10 minutes
b - go to club - if chick respond stop here.. if not go to "C"
c - return product to Walmart
d - buy Hi-Karate / polyester shirt / Elvis Jump suit /fitty cent bling madallion
e - return to club - you will attract someone with that get-up
**sheepish gin***
2007-09-13 19:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to soak your head for half hour before you scatter the wheat seeds on your head. It might help to wear a cap until it sprouts, and try to avoid headbanging music. After it sprouts, avoid organic restaurants who will want your 'hair' as garnish on their salads. And don't go visit any petting zoos. Other than that, no problem, except maybe fungus but you should spot that fairly quickly. Good luck
2007-09-14 03:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup. here's what you do....
take a paintbrush and use elmer's glue to glue a thin layer of soil to the top of your head. sprinkle a generous handful of grass seed atop this. Take a clean nylon and cut the toe off. Take this and stretch it over your head (like a little hat).
Water sparingly once a day and in 2-3 days you will see the first signs of hair! continue watering and trim as needed!
good luck!
2007-09-13 21:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hair doesn't make the man. I know quite a few bald sexy men but unfortunely they are married. Yes babes will still dig you. lol.
2007-09-13 21:47:45 · answer #4 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I saw some stuff in an infomercial once, that came out of a spray paint can and clumps like hair when you spray it on. LOL
I guess you look at the can top to determine what color it is.
2007-09-13 21:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely the answer...and you could get some Ky Bluegrass for highlights....yeah...just water when you shower, just be careful not to rub or scratch...could cause the release of dandelion seeds, and you though dandruff was bad...ha!
2007-09-13 21:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by Chazman1347 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it will. You should water 3 times a day, if you want it long.
Oh, yeah, the babes will be all over you. lol.
Try it, tell me how it turns out.
2007-09-13 21:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jesster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOTHING will make your hair grow again if you are loosing it naturally. the chicks go for personality if they want a long term relationship, so a bald head wont make a difference
2007-09-13 21:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by mona 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha watering daily will help. The babes will run their toes through your hair.
2007-09-13 21:48:00 · answer #9 · answered by Squirt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go for the "Shaggy" head chia pet...and if your dog is balding they have Scooby Doo as well...Two for one if you ask me.
2007-09-13 21:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by CherryCheri 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋