2007-09-13 13:59:22 · 6 answers · asked by RedWhite&Blue 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary's hometown. They are low on fuel, so Bill stops at a gas station. The man at the gas station comes out and looks into the window.
"Hey, Hillary! We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks.
They talk merrily for a few minutes. Bill pays, and they leave. As they drive, Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what life would be if you hadn't married me," he says. Hillary looks at Bill and says to him,
"Well, I guess you'd be pumping gas and he'd be President"
2007-09-13 14:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was the story about when Bill landed on the White House lawn, and got out of the chopper holding a Jack Russell Terrier puppy.
His Chief of Staff met him on the way in, and complemented him on the dog.
Bill replied "I got him for Hillary."
The Chief replied... "Good trade."
2007-09-13 14:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by open4one 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My favorite,
Bill is taken ill and it admitted to the hospital. Afdter awhile, he is doing better. A nurse comes in and says to bill, "You have acute angina." Bill looks at the nurse and says, "so do you.'
2007-09-13 14:07:54 · answer #3 · answered by Barry auh2o 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the funniest thing is that the primaries haven't even really geared up, and she is already the target of so much hate and ridicule. It's funny in a sad way. Too bad that we can't give our candidates a chance, instead of writing them off because of hateful stereotypes.
2007-09-13 14:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
That's one thing I'll miss about Bush. When it comes to him and "Shooter" Cheney, the jokes just roll off the tongue.
2007-09-13 14:08:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
GEEEEESH>>>>SHAKING MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-13 14:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by ladysosureone 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋