Little moron jokes
Kock knock Jokes
Elephant Jokes
When my grown children were pre-teen they drove me mad with knock knock and elephant jokes.
I think I must have done the same to my parents with the little moron jokes and silly riddles.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
2007-09-13 12:53:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes
Are Aggie jokes a Texas thing?
In the Midwest, moron jokes became Pollock jokes and are now blond jokes. When I was in college in southern Indiana, they were Kentuckian jokes.
Q: Why did they build a bridge across the Ohio River?
A: So the Kentuckians could swim across in the shade!
The elephant painted his toenails red so he could hide in the strawberry patch.
2007-09-13 15:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!
Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!
These were just so cute that I couldn't resist!!
2007-09-13 13:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
I remember those jokes and enjoyed the ones the others mentioned. Knock, Knock jokes were the best, we drove our folks nuts with those. Our favorite for some reason was:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it.
2007-09-13 15:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a elephant and peanut butter ?
A Elephant won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
2007-09-13 14:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by xjoizey 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I do remember!
Little Moron-Mommy, Mommy, why am I running in circles?
Mother-Shut up, before I nail your other foot to the floor.
The little moron jokes, were kinda mean.
I am not sure...but I think the Aggie jokes replaced the Moron jokes.
2007-09-13 15:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This was got me:
Knock, knock etc etc.
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
I do remember them. I also remember aggie jokes which have now become blonde jokes.
I cannot remember why the elephant paints his toenails red.
2007-09-13 13:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by makeitright 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
(Read it out loud, not just to yourself)
How do you catch a Polar Bear?
You cut a hole in the ice, put peas all around it.
When a bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!
My gramma told me that!
How to catch an elephant:
You need: binoculars, tweezers, peanuts, small jar.
When the elephant comes to eat the peanuts, look through the BIG end of the binoculars, pick up the elephant with the tweezers and drop him into the jar.
Oh, my......don't hit me!
2007-09-13 14:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I use to know many knock knock jokes years ago.
(Q) How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
(A) There are footprints in the jello
2007-09-13 15:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I remember them well...
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
Nothing... He didn't recognize them.
If you'll promise not to hit me I won't write down any more.
2007-09-13 16:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Chaplain John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember...what is red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?? Campbells cream of elephant soup..
Knock knock..who's there? cantaloupe..cantaloupe who? cantaloupe tonight my fathers using the ladder..
2007-09-13 19:45:02 · answer #10 · answered by jst4pat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋