Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were
paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary pointed him out and asks him what his name is.
"Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"I have five questions:
First - Whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President?
Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - What the hell happened to Kenneth?"
2007-09-13 11:56:01 · 14 answers · asked by Hot Coco Puff 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
You made my day! I can't wait to forward this on to my friends. Here is another star from me.
2007-09-13 12:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by Cleo 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am Cuckoo for coco puffs!!! Better than the last laugh I got here today. Keep 'um coming ! Best belated birthday wishes ever.
Derail It is sad and it is true but what is more horrible is every day they accept hard earned money from people who just know no better or believe in a false reality that just is not there. I get their campaign email for fun. It makes me sick. Tried to get rid of it but they keep coming. $$$$$ better spend elsewhere. Try spend their own "Giving" some back like the Gov of New York or Mitt Romney. They got the cash.
2007-09-13 12:07:56 · answer #2 · answered by Mele Kai 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Was Mrs Clinton wearing any stained clothing? What did happen to Kenneth?
2007-09-14 05:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by alf w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was funny when I first read it. Then it occurred to me, it's also sad. Sad because there's a lot of truth to it. Many people who stand in the way - or oppose Hillary are verbally attacked, sometimes their careers are destroyed, and yes, a few have even disappeared or died mysteriously. She is an evil woman with a bad temper.
2007-09-13 12:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by Derail 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Republicans must be really scared of Hillary with them making up all kinds of jokes about her. Go Hillary you got them on the run.
2007-09-13 12:26:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ray D dog 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Leave her out of the rotation next time the pipe is passed, I'm sure she'll answer them all after that.
2016-04-04 19:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple things for simple minds.
2007-09-13 12:20:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-09-13 12:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I suppose if you're a right-winger that's funny. Pretty simple answers though.
1) Republicans in congress killed Hillary's health care plan.
2) Bill was a very good president. His private life was pretty jacked up, but to say he shamed the office is absurd. What would you say Bush has done to the office?
3) WTF are you smoking?
2007-09-13 12:05:30 · answer #9 · answered by Dana1981 7 · 2⤊ 8⤋
Nice!!!
You get a star.
2007-09-13 12:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋