I fell to my knees laughing at 2 jokes someone told one right after the other at work. I could not help it . The first one set me up and then the second one just floored me. It just hit me as soo funny. Wanna hear the jokes?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licalotapuss
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.
If you dont think they are funny, I understand. It was just one of those things at the right time.
Oh and as far as movies go, I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack watching: Shaun of the Dead. That movie KILLED me!
2007-09-13 11:18:57
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answered by swissrmeman 4
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Yes. I misstepped going into a liquor store and literally rolled down a wheelchair ramp leading into the store...I had just about EVERYONE in the store laughing, because I never missed a beat, and just asked the guy behind the counter (still laying on the floor mind you) for some peach Schnapps. P.S. I was stone cold sober too!
2016-05-18 23:06:38
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answered by ? 3
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Movies don't really ever make me hysterical the movie Airplane however was actually really funny. But yes I have been on the floor rolling around laughing
2007-09-13 11:20:01
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answered by That Person 3
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Oh ya!
I spewed out soda when I saw Super Bad in theaters because it is so hilarious.
Clerks 2 almost made me wet my pants from laughing so hard. I couldn't catch my breathe for a long time.
I think every second of Super Troopers is hilarious too.
2007-09-13 12:34:56
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answered by ♥New Mommy♥ 6
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I have collapsed laughing and slightly peed myself.
I used to bartend and I had one of the drunks read this out loud:
I AM WEE TODD DID. I AM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID.
Full bar, all of us clutching our guts.
EDIT: Movie? The first 5 minutes of the South Park movie had me running for the bathroom. I must have a weak bladder or something- I don't trust it with belly laughs.
I guess that's PMLOL?
2007-09-13 11:16:10
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answered by howldine 6
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In a theater I'd never roll on the floor! it has too many germs they don't sanitize between shows!!! and there could be anything on it.
Usely in my seat under current is lousy...
at home i don't know that i ever found anything that funny except lookin at my self?!!!
2007-09-13 11:21:34
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answered by ? 7
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I have in fact, rolled on the floor like an idiot laughing.
My best friends make these stupid little movies and have been making them since they were 10, They're almost 21 now.
They have one in particular, "Trick or Treat", that gets me every time!
It includes my ex-boyfriend dressed up like a woman dancing around with my OTHER ex-boyfriend. (Their character names are Francine & Craig) That alone is enough to make me about die laughing!
2007-09-13 11:17:09
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answered by chelsea.lane 3
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Not a movie. A REALLY prissy, self-important middle-aged man who worked at HQ came out to the branch office once. I said "Hi James!" as I passed him. He harrumphed.
An hour later he was talking to a guy in the next cubicle to mine, looked over and said
"I'm sorry - I couldn't help being a little short with you"
I said
"That's OK, James - you can't help being a little bald, either."
Then, from the floor,
"You can't help being a little fat . . ."
The entire office howled.
2007-09-13 11:23:31
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answered by Anonymous
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No movie has ever made me laugh that hard, but a few stand-up comedians have and a play I saw in high school.
2007-09-13 11:18:22
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answered by *Cara* 7
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American Pie. That movie had me jump out my seat bursting in laughter.
2007-09-13 11:42:40
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answered by Gunner For Life! 6
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