2007-09-13 10:44:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't fart.
2007-09-13 10:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Likallova Madeek 1 · 1⤊ 13⤋
My girlfriend and I had been going out for a couple of months. We went out to the bar. I was drinking bloody marys. We went back to her place and went to bed. About 2 in the morning I got really sick and was puking. Every time my stomach heaved I let out a huge fart. They were so loud it woke up everyone in the house. Six years later I am still amazed she has not dumped me.
2007-09-13 10:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I was working at a restaurant and a new employee, a very cute hostess, walked by me and playfully poked me in the ribs. The suprise made me rip out a loud one! Yikes!
2007-09-13 10:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by william m 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One time I was on an indoor balcony, a small group of people below me, and I tooted quietly when my friend was right next to me. THEN i started laughing and tooted REALLY loud, and I promise the people below started looking around. It echoed! LOL then i was running away, laughing so hard...ahaha
2007-09-13 10:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by Allison 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
omg i was in the docs offica when i was 12(13 now)and u know how the chairs are platsicky!i farted and it bounced off the chair it was so loud!!!!!
2007-09-13 10:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
my sister in law and i were chopping firewood with an axe. i had done a fair bit of chopping, so she offered to do the rest. i gave her the axe and sat a fair bit back. she took aim and dropped the axe. the axe got stuck in the piece of wood she was chopping. and in her attempt to pull it out, the unthinkable happened! she shot up, looked at me in astonishment then laughed to hide her embarrassment. no need to say, i was embarrassed!
before that, we were in morning devotion (worship), and during prayer, that same sister in law, while clearing her throat to offer prayer, let out one rather loud one. she hastily apologized then continued on with her prayer. everyone who had closed their eyes for prayer was fighting back fits of laughter!
2007-09-13 11:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by antzjosh 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was in 6th grade and I was 'the new kid' and I had to go to the loo really really really bad. And it was in math and we were doing work and everything was quiet... I laugh now, I don't go to that school anymore!
2007-09-13 10:49:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was helping baptise a guy in a church once when the unthinkable happened. Yep, he made bubbles in the water and it sounded like an Evinrude.
2007-09-13 10:48:10 · answer #8 · answered by rollmanjmg 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I ACTUALLY FARTED FOR THE FIRST TIME INFRONT OF MY HUSBAND AND WE WERENT YET MARRIED JUST GOING OUT :{
2007-09-13 10:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
it's every moment i have to do it coz i can't stand it any longer
2007-09-13 10:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In class while everyone was working.lol
(I didn't even notice it)LOL
2007-09-13 10:47:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋