Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I’m going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."
2007-09-13 09:55:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ South Africa
Hahaha, you silly man! That's a good one to start my Friday. A star for you..^^))))
2007-09-13 18:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Unathi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was there after a hit and run got me on the sidewalk. Don't make that same mistake. It will take 2 or 3 years before you can really accept the changes, at least it did for me, even after a year when I thought that I was doing ok. And you adjust and accept that hey this is the way it is, and this is where I have to start over from, it starts to get better. I was having strokes every few months and it just wasn't fair for my husband I thought. Leaving him, and taking away the burden, and my constant lashing out because I was mad at my body, the pain, and the limits my Dr's gave me. But contrary to what the doctors told me I am walking, riding a bike (the immobility and good care made me 50 lbs heaver, and I've lost 18 of that. I'll never be the same, and I look back at the lost of the relationship just as much as if it happened today. Even somewhat whole again, we talked of getting back together but I hurt him to much, and he is moved on and happy where he is now, and I'm happy for him. I just wish I'd have waited since I;m as close to the whole me feeling great about life again, more so because I've gotten to see how much of a blessing walking is even when it's painful. Give it time. Then if you still feel the same leave, but leaving won't change what happened to you, I think in some twisted way I thought it would, crazy right?
2016-04-04 19:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one. Hadn't heard it before...then again, I was born in cali and live in Texas...not exactly ice fishing capitals of the world
2007-09-13 10:00:05 · answer #3 · answered by Phil M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freudian slip joke:
"I went up the bar to order a beer from the gorgeous barmaid, and instead of saying 'a pint of lager please', I actually said 'a pint of breasts please"
"That's nothing: at breakfast this morning I meant to ask my wife 'Pass the marmalade' but instead I said 'You've ruined my life',
2007-09-13 10:07:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Earl.
PS. More time for phishin'!! WooHooooo!
2007-09-13 10:00:19 · answer #5 · answered by HEC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being the wife that has a hard time staying silent, I thought this joke was funny. Thanks for the laugh! It is SO true!
2007-09-13 10:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alf, you seem to have turned into Albert Steptoe.
2007-09-13 09:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Phil McCracken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-13 09:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Ghfh g liked that one.
2007-09-13 10:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I thought about it before I fed her the poison musrooms ... It was cheeper that way
2007-09-13 10:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jimbo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋