I am tired of being bullied by them. I feel like such a pawn in their hands.
2007-09-13 09:53:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes they call themselves the RWA
Rooks With Attitude
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2007-09-13 09:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the Kings are always beating their Bishops. They try to Rook you by selling you a Castle, while stealing your stuff to Pawn. This never happens during daylight, but only by Knights.
2007-09-13 12:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are a HUGE problem. My knights have much trouble fending them off. One of these days they are going to get captured and all I will have left to help me are the bishops. They are more or less useless against the chess gangs around here.
2007-09-13 10:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Megs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes! they are very calculated and know how to keep their opponents in check, mate. this is how i've dealt with the onslaught:
on friday, I kidnapped the most brutal of the chess gangsters, tying him up in my basement and attaching him to a metal contraption that kept his eyes open. Then, I showed him pictures of sicilian defense moves and queen's indian moves... each time, i'd stick a taser to the back of his neck and make him scream in fear. by sunday, he was a cowering, whimpering nerd. I challenged him to a game, and rather than playing against me, he just cried.
I shall continue this deprogramming with the remaining chess gangsters in my community until they are all rendered useless.
2007-09-13 10:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sancho Nelson Reiley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They always try and jump the Queen, especially at Knight when it's dark. I told mine Queen to stay in the Castle. I hope some 'rook cop gets the collar for these outlaws. Hope you didn't get board by my answer.
2007-09-13 20:12:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but we are having a problem with a gang of radical harpsichord players lead by some dude named Lurch.
2007-09-13 10:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Wilddawgz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just need to be careful about not getting ROOKED in every KNIGHT by some sonofaBISHOP that thinks they're the KING of QUEENS!
*snicker*
Later Daze! =)
2007-09-13 10:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but once I had lunch with Gary Kasparov in Italy. They had checkerboard table clothes. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
2007-09-14 03:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ben R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. It's the lawn bowlers and their rival gang the shuffleboard players.
2007-09-13 10:21:58 · answer #9 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but that pawn line was brilliant lol
2007-09-13 09:57:07 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋