A. George Bush, he has omnicient powers that send hurricanes to New Orleans, he probably used them to spill my milk.
B. Dick Cheney, because I had to dodge an errant bullet, and he will give the milk clean up contract to Halliburton.
C. The big milk corporation fat cats, because they did not put milk carton gripping instructions on the carton.
D. Ronald Reagan, because the cost of milk went up under his administration, as did the price of everything else. He really messed up all of Jimmy Carters hard work.
E.
2007-09-13 05:05:07 · 17 answers · asked by Yahoo Answer Angel 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
yes, blame big milk, but also blame Bush because he is causing global warming, which is affecting the gravitational pull, causing equilibrium malfunctions in growing numbers of Americans, causing them not only to spill milk but also other liquids. You're a victim my friend. Vote for HiLiary, she'll make it all better -- as soon as she finds a way to give in to terrorism and finishes taking the rest of our tax dollars from those who work and give it to those who don't. Just check out how wonderfully the great liberal state of NY has done since she has become our senator. six years, no rebuilt towers yet, more taxes, more utility taxes, more property taxes.
2007-09-13 05:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by Wayne G 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Definitely the Government. They should have enacted stronger milk carton laws to prevent this. Don't they understand that people NEED milk, and that sometimes, when they spill milk, they cannot afford more?
By the way, your answer D. is not really appropriate. The inflation rate under the Carter administration was in the range of 12-15%. Prices on stuff went up a lot faster under his administration then under Reagans.
2007-09-13 12:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by cbmttek 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Oh, how droll.
Answer: You're not a liberal.
A. No one thinks that George Bush caused Katrina. The people who are angry at him are angry because of his inadequate response to the problem. Of course, it doesn't help that we've scaled back environmental legislation that could help slow global warming, which might have stopped Katrina from being such an intense storm. Oh, but I forgot, global warming is a myth.
B. Well, this one actually speaks for itself.
C. I suppose you think that only liberals engage in frivolous lawsuits. Well, ignorance is bliss, I guess.
D. What does the price of milk have to do with you being stupid enough to spill it?
E. Oh, I guess you forgot to erase E.
2007-09-13 12:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
there appears to be no end to your creativity v-dawg, bravo. it cracks me up that a certain percentage of the responders don't get that you're stating a truth within parenthetical smart-as*. if i were a lib, first i would stoke my righteous indignation coals, make up some signs about the social injustice of the partisan bigotry and the conspiracy of the neo-con lactiphobes and plan a million person march on washington.
2007-09-13 16:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by andy c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E, All of the above. You're a victim of spilled milk, and since you're a victim you're entitled to apply for government aid so you can get money for the rest of your life without having to do anything for yourself. Being a victim also entitles you to blame anyone and everyone else for your problems while taking zero personal responsibility for anything you do. Most importantly, however, it also entitles you to tell everyone else how to run their lives without having to practice what you preach, and if anyone questions you about it your answer is "Who are you to tell me what I can and can't do?"
2007-09-13 12:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
c'mon dude.
Bush gets criticism for his handling of the situation in New Orleans, not for causing a hurricane. There's a difference.
No bid contracts to Halliburton should be an outrage to every citizen. It's obviously war profiteering, how is this ok?
I like C.
E. Don't cry over spilled milk.
2007-09-13 12:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
E. Bush Fault didn't watching you drinking milk.
and I have cramps.. too.. shall I blame Pres Bush too?
2007-09-13 12:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by o_o 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
E.
Errr, ahh, Ted Kennedy, for not putting a martini in your hand.
2007-09-13 12:15:27 · answer #8 · answered by 2007_Shelby_GT500 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A) Eveything is Bush's fault.
2007-09-13 12:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jim C 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
C...remember the lady who won a case against McD's because there were no "warning labels" that the coffee was hot.
2007-09-13 12:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by Glen B 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋