2007-09-13 03:26:42 · 42 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
am i really evil?
2007-09-13 03:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Easy hun get you one of those rare african evil monkey that lives in wardrobe eaters..... They are rare hun, but I am sure you will find one on e-bay!!! Problem solved. Now they can be tricky little blighters...... so make sure you take out all your best clothes and shoes and bags hun, you wouldnt want it ruining your fav top now would you?
Or alternaitivlly just go shopping and buy more clothes, pack your wardrobe out and suffacate the little bliter? Good excuse for a shopping trip hun! In fact if you present your case well you could even get the b/f gold card to go with.... even better!
2007-09-13 04:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Maria S © 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a novelty shop and buy one of those light bulbs that light up when you hold them. Once you have the monkey's attention, teach him the "Finger in the electricity socket game." Since, I presume this is England, where you have direct current, you'll need a puddle of water on the floor under the socket.
Have a large trash bag, a can of air freshener and some cleaning supplies handy for afterward.
Warning: Occasionally the monkey will stay in circuit cooking until it explodes. This is the origin of the name "Rhesus Pieces."
2007-09-13 03:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are monkey traps made for that. They look like extra large mouse traps and operate the same way, so be careful when you bait the trap or you might lose a couple of fingers!
2007-09-13 03:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Candidus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the affection of monkey is the basis of all evil.... or grew to become into it ..... For the affection of money is the basis of all evil: which jointly as some coveted after, they have erred from the religion, and pierced themselves by using with many sorrows. 1Timothy 6:10
2016-11-10 07:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by cracchiolo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get some evil monkey spray?
2007-09-13 03:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appreciate the monkey that you are beautiful and handsome Young Man , I would like to marry you and keep you forever in my wardrobe.
calamity of marriage will make him run away.
2007-09-13 03:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Send in the tiger-failing that-
Nail the doors closed and slide the wardrobe downstairs-drive to the nearest wildlife park-tell them you have caught one of their escaped monkeys-hopefully they will come and take it away!!xx
2007-09-13 06:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get an "Evil monkey" eating squirrel from the Pixie at the end of Spooky Hollow lane, that should solve it!
2007-09-13 03:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take your monkey outside and tie his tail around a tree branch.
2007-09-13 03:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move house, and leave the wardrobe at your old address
2007-09-13 03:31:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋