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I used to be a man. =) and the surgery isn't complete.

2007-09-12 21:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by bigDcowgirl 7 · 0 0

I have 3 nipples and 17 illegitimate children from 7 different women, four alimony payments, 2 divorces that aren't final yet, and my house is built from beer caps...

2007-09-13 04:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Anything too mushy. It can be scary on a first date.

2007-09-13 04:44:44 · answer #3 · answered by stig 4 · 0 0

That I have false nails, false teeth, wear a wig, have 12 fingers, fourteen toes and I'm Loraina Bobbitt's twin sister. :P

2007-09-13 04:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 1 0

You're gassy

Just excuse yourself and discreetly release in the bathroom.

2007-09-13 04:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

In 5 years I will steal all your money so I can support my cocaine habit.

2007-09-13 04:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have to be back by 1:00 am.....I'm on parole.

2007-09-13 04:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♠♥ Miss Zora ♦♣ 5 · 0 0

I don't believe in god or long term relationships

2007-09-13 04:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u smell nice,reminding me of Rafflesia arnoldi..

2007-09-13 04:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by bonkzee 2 · 0 0

don't ever talk about past relationships

2007-09-13 06:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Katie 6 · 0 0

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