2007-09-12 21:14:02 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your boobs are better than my mums!!!! was a tad embarassing
2007-09-12 21:19:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was attending a Renaissance faire, and the knights were readying their steeds for battle, draping them with colors and placing other ornamentation on them.
A little boy pointed and shouted, "Look, Dad! Horses with clothes on!"
At another event, a knight in full armor walked by, and a little boy ran to his father, very excited, calling out, "It's a Cylon! Dad, look! It's a Cylon!"
My mom says this is the cutest thing she's heard. I was afraid of some types of insects, but my younger sister was fearless. I said, "Look, Jen! It's a bughopper!" Very seriously, she assured me, "Don't worry, Cyn. I will kill him yesterday."
Well, Mom thinks it's cute!
2007-09-12 21:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by MystMoonstruck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think I got a good one. See, this last summer when I was helping out as a volunteer at a day care center and we had finally gotten everyone sitting and eating some snacks. For some odd reason, they started discussing politics.
Little girl: My Mommy says Bush is a bad president.
Little boy: Hey, so does my Daddy!
Other little boy: My Daddy says at least Bush has stayed away from little black dresses. (If only he knew what his Daddy meant!)
Other little girl: Hey! Your Mommy is a fibber-er! MY Mommy and Daddy say Bush is good!
Little girl: Hey!!
We didn't really pay much mind until the two girls started throwing things at each other for calling one anothers Mommy a fibber-er. It was so funny though, because now we all know their parents political views.
2007-09-12 21:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
After having a discussion with my son (age 3 1/2 no less)
on the punishment he should receive for marching out the front door - car keys in hand - saying he was old enough and he was going for a drive, he said he would listen,
and not do what he had done again. After that day, any time he was corrected, and he did listen, he would dance around in a circle, wiggling his rear, moving his arms in the air and say, " I'm doing the strong butt dance, I've got a strong butt,
cause I can listen, I'm doing the strong butt dance--strong butt - strong butt" in a very lively rhythm.
2007-09-12 21:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by V B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One time I gave my friend's little boy a piece of cinnamon gum. He asked his Mom if it was hot meaning, spicy hot. She said that it was and he may not like it. He said, " That's ok, I will just lay it here for awhile while it cools off before I put it on my mouth." We laughed and laughed.
Just a few weeks ago her stepson went into the kitchen to make him a sandwich. He came back out and told her, " I wanted to make a sandwich but all that is left is the boots." She said, " The boots?" He said, " Yeah the ends of the bread." She said, " Those are the heels." He said, " Whatever, I don't like them." LOL.
2007-09-12 21:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by Turtle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ive read these letters on the internet that kids have written to God and they are adorable. SO CUTE!!!Here are some examples:
-Dear God: I saw a kangaroo and a buffalo today at the zoo. I like the lion best. What is your favorite? I think the ostrich is funny looking - did you do that on purpose?
-Dear God: Do you listen to my prayers every night? Do you really know when I only pretend to brush my teeth? Don't tell Mommy, O.K.?
-Dear God: How come my brother has a pee pee and I don't? Did you run out of them?
2007-09-12 21:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by Angel 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
One spring about 3 years ago I was out planting flowers and my then 3 year old was "helping". She had a little shovel that I needed to dig a hole. I told her that I needed to borrow it to dig a hole for a flower. She then said "OK! I will just sit here and watch the ants go by." So she laid on her tummy, chin in hand and watched the little ants crawl by on the bricks.
2007-09-12 21:23:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
after i got in a small fender bender, my son who was 3/4 at the time was asked by the paramedic if any thing hurt, he said his tummy
the paramedic looked and didn't see anything so he asked my son why he thought it hurt and he said just I'm hungry, mom crashed the car now we can't go threw the drive threw, so he asked if they got put the lights on and go
sounded funny at the time
2007-09-12 21:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by jennyforrich 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A tiny little girl at the supermarket once told me she liked my shirt (it had Bugs Bunny on it). Then she frowned and informed me in a matter-of-fact tone that I was too old to be wearing a Bugs Bunny shirt. She was probably right.
2007-09-12 21:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Two things come to mind:
When my son was small we were at a cemetery and as we were walking around, he asked if the bumps in the ground were elbows and knees.
The other time, when I told him he had his shoes on the wrong feet--his reply was, "But mom, these are the only feet I have." :o)
2007-09-12 21:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
When I used to have a beard and very long hair a little girl in the street said "Mummy, that woman's got a beard!". I guess she just equated long hair with women and beards with men.
2007-09-12 21:20:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋