The Ewoks are rabbid and they need to be put down
2007-09-12 19:13:00 · 10 answers · asked by ex gamer 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
That dammned Luke Skywalker! Where is he when you need him?
Han is probably in another poker game & Landau is whipping his white Azz!
I give Chewbacca about another 2yrs & he will be dead of lip & nose cancer.(EWWWW)
Just feed the Ewoks some rat poison & fake it!
2007-09-12 19:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just close the closet door for a few minutes (that ALWAYS calms them down), and go join Chewbacca with a pipeful of good tobacco!
2007-09-13 02:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell the wookie Phish reunited, wookies love Phish, he'll immediately get in that vw bus and leave.
you can just spray for ewoks
2007-09-13 04:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just check out the Dark Side!!
2007-09-13 14:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Moon Maid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borrow one from Luke. I think only Jedi knights are authorized to possess them.
2007-09-13 11:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Chrispy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-13 11:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Death N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The psychiatrist at your local mental health clinic has the light saber. You better go there and get it.
2007-09-13 10:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever meds you've been taking, lay off them for awhile and see if they go away
2007-09-13 10:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kaiva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look behind the toilet, SkyWalker
2007-09-13 02:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by gajeff47 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow...pull it out of your a**...kinda like you did with this question.
2007-09-13 02:18:31 · answer #10 · answered by Lance F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋