You could say he needs an operation on his "noodle"!
How much would you donate to save its life?
2007-09-12 19:12:40 · 13 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He does need transfusions of rich spaghetti sauce, the plain kind, doesn't matter which brand.
2007-09-12 19:32:08 · update #1
He could use your prayers too! If the operation is a success, we can say, "Look! Up in the sky! Its a bird, its a plane! Its the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"
2007-09-12 19:34:26 · update #2
OMG NOES!!! D= WE NEED TO HELP HIM! I'd give him all my life's savings. And some more noodles. ^___^
SAVE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!
2007-09-12 19:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by phwoar. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would an Almighty diety such as the FSM need an operation? Unless of course, the deities of all the other religions were also susceptible to the same issues.
You obviously haven't read the "Gospel"...the FSM doesn't need prayers.
2007-09-13 02:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 cans of spaghetti sauce
2007-09-13 02:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is such a thing as a spaghetti monster, why not?
That sickness of his probably came from bad cooking...
2007-09-13 02:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by lily_spider 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only if for every answer this question recieves, is 3 cents donated towards his medical bills. ooh, wait thats on myspace....my bad. well you should start circulating this on myspace! for every time someone forwards this message, 3 cents will be donated to his medical bills, and if you dont forward it, then a 200 lb. ghost pigeon with diarrhea will take a massive dump on your head!
have a great day!!!!
2007-09-13 02:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by ilovemymercedes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes..
i will donate 2.75 cents...ooohh
that's a bit high isn't it?
i mean really, unless he is like whole wheat spaghetti or somethin. . .
ahhhhhhh what the heck!
2007-09-13 02:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would give my all to the deity flying spaghetti monster
2007-09-13 02:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I think I will eat him instead. There he doesn't need an operation. :-)
2007-09-13 02:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Francine Frensky 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would donate Parmesan cheese and garlic bread.
2007-09-13 02:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As much as it takes. DONT LEAVE ME FSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or, i'll just GIVE him a packet of noodles. i hear chicken are good ;)
2007-09-13 02:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by izzy ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋