My friend wants to know, I do too. My friend has been smoking weed on probation. She's trying to get it out of her system (any ideas?)
2007-09-12 17:30:34 · 18 answers · asked by ga_tx_1992 4 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
First off.....let me assure you that bleach will NOT remove THC from her system.
Next...undiluted bleach is poisonous.....she should not under any circumstances drink bleach.
Finally....bleach does have a use in purifying drinking water.
If you needed to store water....add 8 drops of pure, unscented liquid bleach per gallon of water. This will reduce contaminants in the water.
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2007-09-12 17:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by Joey Bagadonuts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, and I speak from experience, nothing really works to "instantly" cleanse your system of THC. The only thing that can help is time. If your body fat is low, it wont take much time to get out of your system.
I weigh 220 pounds and have smoked everyday since I was 18. When I got thrown on probation my drug test STILL showed positive, two months later! And during that time I never smoked.
If you fail the first time, all you can do is be honest with your agent. I told her before she gave me the first test (she asked me) that I had smoked. She tested me, then took another test a month later. They can gauge the level of THC in your blood. If your agent sees that you have a decreased level the Next time, usually they leave you alone.
After that, if you are a skinny-minny and have almost no body fat, you could smoke once a week ( say on Monday) if you know your next appointment will fall on a Friday. In other words, you want to try and give at least two weeks between the time you smoke to the time you test. Again, this is all based on body fat, the more you have the longer it will take to get out of your system.
The only things that really work for drug tests (if no one is watching) is those additives you can buy to put in your urine sample. Sometimes These dont even work.
Dont drink bleach, its a poison! I tried adding bleach to a urine sample one time, doesnt work. The key is to dilute the sample enough so the THC is barely visible. However, that takes alot of dilution, and the fact that most places that take the test also check your sample temperature to make sure you didnt add, say, toilet water.
One method that HAS worked for some in the past is Niacin. You have to find the full strength Niacin, not the "flush-proof" garbage. taking 3 of the vitamins about 4 times a day before your test may help you pass. BUT, taking Niacin in this manner DOES have side effects. You will feel an itching/burning sensation on your skin throughout your body. This seems to have helped 3 friends of mine. But its a high dose of Niacin. You can read up more on that.
Do I get my ten points now? :)
2007-09-13 00:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by rmkenterprise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Household bleach isn't likely to do much harm other than a little sore throat, bellyache, and perhaps some vomiting and/or diarrhea. More concentrated bleaches can do major esophageal damage, among other things. Neither is going to help skate a drug screen, nor is anything else very much. There are some tactics that can decrease the concentration slightly, but they'll also give telltale signs that you're doing it, so it isn't really productive. Your friend is a fool.
2007-09-13 00:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because marijuana is oil based, it takes approximately 30 days to get it out of your system. The only hope your friend has is to blame her positive opiate test on eating poppy seed muffins every day! Consuming bleach is NOT good. For accurate information and advice call poison control:
1-800-222-1222
2007-09-13 01:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by John Doe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swallowing bleach will make you very ill to your stomach and cause vomiting. If you swallow commercial grade bottled bleach it can burn the esophagus and irritate stomach mucosal lining as well. I put bleach in a water bottle to kill mold one night, then grabbed it on the way to work the next morning, took a big swallow and began vomiting . Poison control said no big deal.
2007-09-13 00:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tricia3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bleach will burn your stomach and esophagus, it can kill you. Don't do that. I'm with the first guy- stop smoking weed on probation. Thats the only thing that's going to work.
2007-09-13 00:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Penny P 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To get the pot out of your system do this:
drink two or three cups of apple cider vinegar
eat a teaspoon of fresh garlic
and then do about 25-50 pushups
repeat for several hours
2007-09-13 00:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by MaHaMeHe 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No don't drink bleach it will kill you, what your friend probably wants to do, and I have heard about this I dunno if it works, is stick their finger in bleach let it dry, then when you piss in the cup stir it with your finger, the myth is that the dried bleach on your finger with stir into the urine cleaning it of any drugs, I dunno if this is true but some people have told me it works, if you really want to get clean fast go to GNC and ask them for a set of pills that clean out your body of impurities thats the best bet.
2007-09-13 00:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by someones73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YESSS.
What a stupid question,it can be lethal in any dose.
Theres an easier way to solve it,dont do drugs while your on probation,or dont be on probation in the first place.
2007-09-13 00:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by krazyklwn66 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It wouldn't hurt me. It might hurt her.
Best way to get it out of her system is quit smoking and let time clean her out. I can't see any good coming from drinking bleach.
2007-09-13 00:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Warren D 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋