2007-09-12 15:02:17 · 35 answers · asked by reddog777 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Grow some balls and take care of your kid.
2007-09-12 15:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tricia G 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, you would just be cheating yourself out of a possible amazing bond and lifetime with maybe the next President of the US. If you truly do not want the relationship with the Mother, thats one thing. But you as a father have rights. Trying getting custody if that what you see fit, but dont bring another child into a deadbeat, fatherless lifestyle. Jail, behavior problems, etc..You would wish things like that on a child because you dont wana pay $40 bux a week?! God dont like ugly. Get real, and instead of using your time to cheat DNA (idiot) why dont you ask where you can go to become a great father, or better yet a man.
2007-09-12 15:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by courtney c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kill someone and remove one of their major veins then surgically implant that vein in your arm near the surface and offer it for the blood test: At least that's the way it worked on an episode of CSI.
The problem is that modern DNA tests are made using human saliva. The technician takes the sample directly from your mouth and then seals the cotton swab in a plastic container until it gets back to the lab. There is no way you can fake that. You would have to generate someone else's saliva.
So own up to the fact its yours, grow up and grow a pair. It sounds like you had no difficulty using it, so why don't you take those balls and man up a little.
2007-09-12 15:11:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dan S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is the great thing about DNA you can't cheat a DNA test. Whether you like it or not if you are the dad of this baby I assume you are talking about you will have to support the baby.
2007-09-12 15:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by camdensmommy07 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't. There are several places on the human body (hair, mouth swab, blood, etc). If a test comes up inconclusive, they will just use another means of extracting your DNA. So if they mess up a DNA test conducted on your hair, they can then go for blood.
Most use a cotton swab and swab the inside of your mouth and your done. There is no way to hide your DNA, sorry.
There ARE ways of getting out of paying child support though, if that is what you are worried about.
2007-09-12 15:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by rmkenterprise 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first of all you cant cheat a DNA test, they take a sample of your dna right form you, and you wouldnt have a chance to switch it out with someone elses.
Also...even if he had a twin, the twin would have the same DNA as him, so he'd still "fail" the test.
2007-09-12 15:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by chrismc30590 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
since you're asking this in pregnancy, I'm assuming you're a gem of a man and any woman would be lucky to get pregnant by you .... except not really.
I heard that if youre the kind of man who goes around getting women pregnant, but then doesnt want to take responsibility for that, then the best way to cheat a DNA test is by lighting your own penis on fire. Trust me ....It works eeeeevery time.
2007-09-12 15:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think their is no way to cheat a DNA test unless of course you change your own genes
2007-09-12 15:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you for even asking this question, but the good news is, even for cheaters there is no way to cheat on a DNA test! It's impossible to alter it. Oh well!!
2007-09-12 15:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't cheat a DNA test.
2007-09-12 15:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by Jessy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have been told the best way to cheat a dna test is right before you take it either rinse your mouth out with listerine, or if your a tobacco user put in a chew and then take it out right before they swab your mouth..It worked for a friend of mine...It made the test come back unconclusive..
2007-09-12 15:09:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋