I always do this when I mix alcohol, crack and exlax!
2007-09-12 16:05:13
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I was trying to get to traffic court on time for a speeding ticket.
(This is a true story.)
2007-09-12 22:01:29
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answered by Anonymous
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But my friend and I were playeing car chase! Its fun you should try it.. (I never actually tried this excuse cuz I cant drive)
2007-09-12 22:00:55
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answered by Sarah 4
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I just drank a bottle of wine and I was trying to get home before I got pulled....oh...yeah..*placing hands behind back*
2007-09-12 22:08:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I wasn't going anywhere ... the Earth was just spinning really fast underneath my car ...
2007-09-14 22:49:54
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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I know you been waiting for me all night so I got here as fast as I could
2007-09-12 22:32:20
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answered by icemunchies 6
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I was just going with the flow.....like I learned in defensive driving.
2007-09-12 22:25:21
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answered by Starr 6
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but when i took that huge bite of the mcdonalds bagel sandwich i choked to death and died..
*i think it only worked because the officer knows me*
2007-09-12 22:07:48
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answer #8
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answered by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3
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I think i got food poisoning and I really am sick. Please officer, just give me the ticket or move your foot, I think I'm going to throw up :-(
2007-09-12 22:02:21
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answered by Linda 6
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im really horny and my husband goes to work in 1 hour.. want to send him to work with a smile on his face.. and give me a stress reliver
2007-09-12 22:07:54
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answered by honeytree 3
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