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What's your best excuse?

2007-09-12 14:57:51 · 18 answers · asked by SallySunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

I always do this when I mix alcohol, crack and exlax!

2007-09-12 16:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I was trying to get to traffic court on time for a speeding ticket.

(This is a true story.)

2007-09-12 22:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

But my friend and I were playeing car chase! Its fun you should try it.. (I never actually tried this excuse cuz I cant drive)

2007-09-12 22:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0 0

I just drank a bottle of wine and I was trying to get home before I got pulled....oh...yeah..*placing hands behind back*

2007-09-12 22:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I wasn't going anywhere ... the Earth was just spinning really fast underneath my car ...

2007-09-14 22:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0 0

I know you been waiting for me all night so I got here as fast as I could

2007-09-12 22:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1 0

I was just going with the flow.....like I learned in defensive driving.

2007-09-12 22:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by Starr 6 · 1 0

but when i took that huge bite of the mcdonalds bagel sandwich i choked to death and died..

*i think it only worked because the officer knows me*

2007-09-12 22:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by †↓ѕіѕтея•матуІdа↓† 3 · 2 0

I think i got food poisoning and I really am sick. Please officer, just give me the ticket or move your foot, I think I'm going to throw up :-(

2007-09-12 22:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 6 · 1 0

im really horny and my husband goes to work in 1 hour.. want to send him to work with a smile on his face.. and give me a stress reliver

2007-09-12 22:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by honeytree 3 · 0 0

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