2007-09-12 12:28:29 · 69 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it was to my other half at a policemans ball - the acid tongue wife of a collegue said to my other half -''is that your missus she's stunning - how did you land her have you got a lot of money or something'' hehehehehehehe ding dong.....
2007-09-12 12:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, nobody has said it yet- but if somebody said I was BORING- I would get pi*sed for the entire week, and sh*g some undesirables, or give someone a bl*ow job in a public place, or flash my **** at my boss, or get caught shoplifting large quantities of Durex from Tescos. No, I do not want to be called boring!!!!!Boring would be the ultimate insult!
2007-09-12 12:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once when I stopped into my moms place to rest after arriving from a long trip I had a nephew say I was taking advantage of her. This was during a time when I was taking care of all her home repairs and mowing her lawn every week, and he never did an ounce of work. I haven't spoken to him since, but not before making his ears red with every cuss word i knew.
2007-09-12 12:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being called a loser by a load of council estate bellends at college just cos I'm not a smackhead a single teenage mum or a whoar. The funny thing is though I served one of them at work when her Mum paid for the shopping she pulled out a big wad of those Healthy Start vouchers that they give to dole twats so they can buy fruit veg and baby milk. I strongly resisted the urge to burst out with LOOK AT YOU CALLING ME A LOSER WHEN I CAN PAY FOR THINGS WITH BIG BOLLOCKING WADS OF CASH I've never used a coupon in my life.
Then one time I asked a customer if she wanted help with her packing and she said in this twatty obnoxious voice "oh that's a stupid question" I seriously wanted to punch the feckin unemployed deadbeat toilet scrubbing housewife.
2007-09-12 12:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Amy H 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I was called a retard all throughout my freshman year. I think that is cruel, because those who are truly mentally handicapped are actually nicer than the idiots I went to high school with. I also dislike being called a f''''n fat a'' pig.
2007-09-12 12:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That I'm Australian and I'm South African,espeacially now that the Rugby World Cup is on.
2007-09-12 12:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This pig of a man at work told me that if I put on any more weight I would explode. I was mortified, but he actually did me a favour because when I saw him again, I'd lost loads of weight and was skinny.
2007-09-12 12:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by falutd 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I was 12 a girl that I liked told me I had a square shaped head.
2007-09-12 12:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bein asked a silly question by a kung-fu kickin Pingu ranks pretty damn high lol
2007-09-12 12:35:37 · answer #9 · answered by BadSanta 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't take insults to heart, they mean the person saying them is mad and trying to get back at me, that's all.
2007-09-12 12:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In my last pay packet.
the funniest Ive had is Ive got a very big nose and this guy who was drunk said "Jesus mate...i bet those bogeys take some chewing"...i did have to laugh at that one...its was at least original.
2007-09-12 12:42:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋