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for once in my life, I'm going straight home, I've cleared my schedule, no distractions, no computer...what can I do?

2007-09-12 11:46:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Get a 40 and watch some porn

2007-09-12 12:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Take a nice long bubble bath. Light some candles and put on your most comfortable PJs.Order a pizza and a real nice dessert.Have a glass of wine.Put on some relaxing music. Call a few friends that you have not seen in a while and catch up.Want to really do some thing wild ? Call an old boyfriend and see what he's been up to ! Have a great evening !

2007-09-12 19:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First get rid of all distractions, including husbands. Invite me over, I'll put your feet up, give you a shoulder rub then take you into the bed room and give you a full body massage with lilac oil. Cook you a meal of your choice and you can watch as someone else cleans up for a change. Go back to the bed room and the body massage.
Then I would leave and let you have a restful sleep.

2007-09-12 18:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Fill the tub with warm water and Jasmin scented bath salts.
Afterwards if the weather is good, and the sky is dark and clear, take a blanket and pillow outside and just lie down and fill your sight with the beauty of the universe.
Clear your mind and just breathe.

2007-09-12 21:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 0 0

Get comfortable and focus all your energy into a crystal and breath in, through the nose, 2 3 4 and out, through the mouth, 2 3 4 (repeat this....) You should start to travel places in your mind.

2007-09-12 19:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Are you having acute restlessness??
The best cure for such is a mouth full of kisses in the morning!
2 hours os smooching in the afternoon!
3rounds of sex in the night!!!

Tyler will give you a great time.
But if nothing works, pipadeagua will do.
If symptoms perist I will recommend you keep changing your partner!!!

2007-09-12 20:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Freeman 5 · 2 0

No distractions? Do you mean to tell me you think you can go the entire night without thinking of me longingly? Be for real!

2007-09-12 22:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I got an idea...

I've developed a new deep penetration message guaranteed to make you relax afterward...

No computer or computer attachments necessary...

And your top-shelf licka' of choice, as always, is...

Complimentary...and delivered by me straight to your seedy motel room...

2007-09-13 02:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a hot bath, watch a movie, listen to some music.

2007-09-12 18:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 2 0

Get some good wine, draw a hot bath, light some candles and turn on some music...

2007-09-12 18:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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