Best outrageous excuse wins!
2007-09-12 07:48:41 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Red Phoenix♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm trying to find out if I'm pregnant
2007-09-12 07:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by johnny trash 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well, see, it's like this...I got this phone call this morning from an anonomous person. She told me that she was a psychic and that a change was headed my way. She then told me that I needed to check out my email and I would find my lucky numbers so that I could go play the lottery and that it was a sure thing that I would be the winner. So of course, I couldn't pass up the opportunity so I hopped right on the computer. There was only one email in my inbox and it was a notice showing that one of my friends had posted a question. Well, I thought...what the hell? So I clicked the link and...well...here I am.
I don't think my boss would be very happy about that. Do you think the change in my life would be that I would be without a job? Hmmm....
2007-09-12 08:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was just checking out these people here at Yahoo Answers, to see if anyone knows of a cheaper place to buy diesel fuel. Some of them, have been very helpfull, boss. I have book marked the site, so if you need anything, just log on, and ask away.
The funny thing is, I would probably get away with that one, Red. Oh, and I like the new avatar, lady. Rock On!
2007-09-12 08:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by lytnyngryder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well,it has happened to me more than once.When I see my boss coming I immediately close Y!A.Some of my best excuses were:"Well,one of our clients asked if the song "Maria wait for me" by Amarellis exixted?So I posted it as a question here?".I do have posted it as a question because my boss wanted to check out the new answers :-)))))As the song was a product of my imagination,no one answered this question :)))))))))))))
Another excuse I have made up is "Well,one of our clients wanted to surf on the Internet for a while and he has opened this page,so I clicked on it by mistake".I was so convincive then that I got away with it :-)
2007-09-12 22:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by sunny_babe_ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm doing some research on how much people know about our company. Now if you let me get back to work I should have the numbers to you by the end of the day.
2007-09-12 15:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by bazookakid381 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No excuse needed. I am the boss. It would be fine for me to be sitting in my chair checking YA with you on my lap. Interested.... ;-) I'm bad
2007-09-12 08:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by terminator 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After believing I cannot have children for 5 years i have discovered i am going to have triplets so i was looking up advice to calm myself down and baby names.
:)
Or it was a matter o flife or death, I needed a playdough recipe!
2007-09-12 07:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just looking for an independant security consultant to do something about Graham.
2007-09-12 07:56:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. By the time I go on YA I have done my work already and am just here to answer phones.
2007-09-12 07:53:37 · answer #9 · answered by Tammi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats wrong with being on yahoo answers at work. That's what I'd say stupidity is wonderful.
2007-09-12 07:56:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was researching possible genetic reasons for the value of Graham .
2007-09-12 07:54:41 · answer #11 · answered by the.rikstir 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋