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I have both sex organs so no matter how your door swings, I can take care of you.

2007-09-12 06:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 18 1

Is the restaurant near a school? Because I'm not allowed within 100 yards of those.

2007-09-12 07:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

kids stay in the car this nice guy in the purple hat and his lovely lady with the tube top will make sure the window stays cracked for you all ill be back in an hour or two then its any ice cream bar you want at the dollar store

2007-09-12 07:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by thomas f 3 · 0 0

After stepping inside the car, they turn to you and say, "So do you just wanna skip the whole dinner and movie thing and just get find a dark alley?"

2007-09-12 06:57:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The worst thing to ask a girl about is how much they wheigh!

2007-09-12 06:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Hanna A 1 · 1 0

I'm a convicted rapist. But I am out now and better. I would run as fast and as far as I could if I heard something like that.

2007-09-12 07:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by angelsmooth23 4 · 0 0

I told mom I'd be on by 10:00

2007-09-12 07:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

He admitted that Real Estate Entrepreneur meant Trailer Park Manager....I hollered, "NEXT!"

2007-09-12 06:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by Madam Naka 7 · 4 0

I married you in a past life

2007-09-12 06:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0 0

Pass the TP

2007-09-12 06:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Well I had a guy tell me he loved me on a first date and he was very serious......I ran from that fast

2007-09-12 06:56:27 · answer #11 · answered by foxyhdgrl 4 · 6 0

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