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You just tell it this....Obtenir dans le four, j'ont l'invité venir pour le dîner.

2007-09-12 06:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Starr 6 · 3 0

Its time for Thanksgiving when your turkey starts speaking french

2007-09-13 08:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0 0

Counteract this freak of nature by introducing it to a Frenchman speaking turkish. Or stop feeding it garlic-filled snails. Failing that, if you can stand "le gobbledegook", in a few months, you should have a fine cordon bleu Christmas meal.

2007-09-13 10:44:36 · answer #3 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0 0

There is not much you can do. Turkey's are very stubborn so teaching it English will be like banging your head through a brick wall.

2007-09-12 14:52:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Pompey and The Red Devils! 5 · 1 0

Would you prefer it if it was speaking Turkish?

I can only think that YOU start learning French so that you two will have a fine chat from time to time...

2007-09-12 14:01:47 · answer #5 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 4 1

Bon Appitite'

2007-09-12 13:49:38 · answer #6 · answered by suzypjs2000 3 · 4 0

Sorry Mr. Bean, I only know English and alittle bit of Pig Latin!

2007-09-12 13:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 4 0

You ought to lay off the white wine.
(Besides, water cleanses the palate better than wine)

Later Daze! =)

2007-09-12 13:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 3 0

Buy one of those CDs that teach you how to speek english....although if it takes him a while to catch on, just remember english is the most dificult language to speek.

2007-09-12 13:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Have it instruct in you in basic etiquette, fashion, and good taste...as these are most typically lacking in Americans.

2007-09-13 14:29:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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