2007-09-12 06:21:30 · 48 answers · asked by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bradwieser-ha ha you said thingy. lol
2007-09-12 08:52:22 · update #1
oh you mean this vibrator? i was umm..uhhh, experimenting shhh keep it down!!
need more batteries now =)
2007-09-12 10:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting down at the coffee shop alone sending some friends pictures of my vacation to Las Vegas via email. As I sat there sipping my mocha and typing away on my MacBook when a beautiful women came up to me. I could tell by the look in her eyes that something was bothering her. She didn't say what it was she seemed scared.
She was a tall, slender woman. She wore a tight red dress that came down to her knees. She had long, black curly hair that sat on her shoulders. Her perfume smelled like wild flowers. Judging by the way she was dressed, I'd say she had just come from some kind of formal event.
She said that she was in a hurry and needed my help. I could tell that she was fighting back tears when she asked me for a favor. I tried to comfort her and told her that I would be happy to assist her any way I could. I handed her a tissue and wondered what could possibly cause such a beautiful woman to call upon a complete stranger for help.
I sat there staring at her deep green eyes. She dabbed a tear from her eye. She took a moment to regain her composure. I could tell that something was troubling her, but she wouldn't say what it was.
She asked me to hold onto it for a couple of days until things cleared up. She said she would meet me back at the coffee shop as soon as it is safe. So here I am. I'm sitting her holding it just as promised, waiting for the return of this beautiful and mysterious woman that came into my life only two days ago.
2007-09-12 07:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Wiseass 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because 1 is the lonliest number and I'm waiting for no. 2. lol.
2007-09-12 06:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not even mine! I was just holding it for a friend! I swear! I don't even need it. I'll throw it away right now. See? All gone! Better?
2007-09-12 06:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by gypsie_soul06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause it comes so naturally! Care to hold it for a while?
2007-09-12 06:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i need to in order to let the spoon scoop the patato salad into my mouth, if i didnt hold the bowl it would take me forever to get some
2007-09-12 06:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because with out holding my mouse I am unable to navigate my way round the computer.
2007-09-12 06:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by HP 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You told me to Hold it,you will be right Back...You better hurry back before I turn it loose so someone else get get it...
2007-09-12 11:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because if I put it down now it might spill the milk.......
Get your dirty little mind out of the gutter I was talking about my glass! LOL
Ok you caught me.... maybe I wasn't! LMAO!
2007-09-12 07:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine's Pic Is on 360 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm sorry I picked up the wrong thing narration"puts down bat, picks up machete".
2007-09-12 06:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
uh....holding what? I wasn't holding anything! Nope, not me. This is me not holding anything over here.
2007-09-12 06:24:46 · answer #11 · answered by sandand_surf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋