umpa loompas can't be replaced by your outsourced workers!
2007-09-12 04:31:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Brian, sense of humor
2007-09-12 04:44:36 · update #1
What are you talking about, they want to take away chocolate? They just increased the chocolate ration from 20 to 25 grams per week!
2007-09-12 04:51:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Umpa Lumpas are over rated. They now claim discrimination because they are short, and have formed the Umpa Union to bring about change in the workforce. Some of their demands are for: casual Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Another demand is that they don't work for peanuts, now they want cashews, and the most costly of all their demands, that they are to be given one lottery ticket per work week. Little bastards, want to monopolize the golden ticket.
2007-09-12 05:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate is a gateway drug . It tastes great and gives you a boost of energy . Later people who report using cocaine also report heavy use of chocolate as a youth .
So you can see the danger to America from this insidious treat .
Chocolate was once reserved for the wealthy and in the hands of the poor has only come to ruin many lives .
2007-09-12 04:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I love the question and some of the answers. You get a star and some of the folks on here need to find their senses of humor!
2007-09-12 04:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not those days that i will remember. different than...oh, god...that raid on Willy Wonka's Chocolate production facility gave me a stomachache from hell...that grew to become right into a lotta chocolate. I nevertheless get queasy questioning approximately it....xD
2016-10-10 10:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by lorts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was just another conspiracy perpetrated by Bush and Co. who only care about their own chocolate interests and hate children!
2007-09-12 04:49:48 · answer #6 · answered by Patriotic Libertarian 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't read about any movement to take chocolate away from Americans. It's a bad idea. Have you a link to a news story of some kind?..............
2007-09-12 04:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that it's time to give Bush and Cheney a "tour" of your factory.
2007-09-12 04:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I am pretty sure that it is liberals telling us not to eat all these foods that are bad for us like good nannies.
2007-09-12 04:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, so the liberals can't sit on their couches and eat chocolate all day.
Fat liberals and their government chocolate.
2007-09-12 04:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋