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Tell them it's not the size of the turkey. It's what's in the stuffin!

2007-09-12 04:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 4 0

What scared that turkey who run away and proved to be a chicken??

2007-09-12 04:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 5 0

Sheesh eveyone knows your chicken is a real turkey...maybe you shouldn't have cut off it's head till everybody saw it

p.s. can I have a piece of breast meat...

2007-09-12 04:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 4 0

Sounds like fightin words to me Mr Bean

2007-09-12 04:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What a turkey, he cant tell one from the other?

2007-09-12 04:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by Rowan 7 · 4 0

What are these obsessions of yours about, Mr. Bean??
Was it not enough for at least 3 times an obsession with your nose?
PLEASE!!!

2007-09-12 09:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes and you should punch Mek in the groin immediately!

2007-09-12 12:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i called your turkey a chicken! but i wasn't being rude buddy!

........i just thought it was a chicken....

....maybe it's just my eyes...errr...i forgot...

..........i dont have eyes....

EDIT: now that's rude liberty! you don't want to hit a midget by the groin....

2007-09-12 04:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh come on, that's probably because of the yellow fluffy jacket I dressed your turkey in...oh my...it's all my fault...guilt....kill me. don't kill the innocent!

2007-09-12 07:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

don't worry old bean, i've been mistaken for a sheep and a cow...and by the way people i am a GOAT ...

2007-09-12 04:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by Y!A addict NURSE SWEETIEGOAT 4 · 5 0

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