Have they ever worked?
2007-09-12 03:36:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I may not be fred flinston, but i can make your bed rock.
2007-09-12 03:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I know some cheesy pick-up lines, but they don't work- unless you are really into being laughed at and ridiculed. Now that I think about it though, I AM into being humiliated! So......
Hey, babe, your name MUST be Sunshine, 'cause you just brightened MY day!
2007-09-12 10:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As King of the Jungle I don't really need pick-up lines.
The women just love my crown.
2007-09-12 14:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by BOOM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Your clothes would look so good on my bedroom floor in the morning.
You body name should be Visa because it's everywhere I wanna be.
I dont think they ever really worked but they were definately worth a good laugh!
2007-09-12 10:41:46 · answer #4 · answered by vanillashimmer21 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have we met before?
or
I never use to belive in angels,but I think I do now.
These are the worst pickup line a guy could ever use to impress a girl.
2007-09-12 10:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These don't work, dont even try.
.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
.If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater
.Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
2007-09-12 14:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why are you standing there when I've got a love seat right here?" (pat your lap with both hands. It actually works.)
"Baby, you're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear."
"The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
2007-09-12 10:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. girl your legs must be tired cause you been running thru my mind all day
2. god must be missing an angel cause you rite here with me
3. can i have your number cause i lost mine
4. girl you all that n a bag of chips
5. girl if wish i can rearrange the alphabet cause i would put u and i together
2007-09-12 10:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by EshaPeesha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey, let's go half on a baby." No I would never say something like that to a lady, but it's something my friends and I joke about saying to a sexy woman that walks by.
2007-09-12 10:48:22 · answer #9 · answered by Darth Maul 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Hey there pretty lady, did you know that I hold the worlds record for strongest tongue"?
Let's see: 3 slaps in the face, 2 challenges to put my money where my "Mouth" is ( so to speak ) & 1 video...
2007-09-12 10:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
'Nice dog,what's his phone number?
gee those are a nice set of legs what time do they open
How about you plus me minus the clothes divide the legs and multiply
If your right leg was Christmas and you left leg was New Year, Can I visit you between the holidays?
2007-09-12 10:40:33 · answer #11 · answered by black_cat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋