2007-09-12 02:19:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Don't give them any ideas. The next president will be shooting gob-stoppers and blue bubble gum balls at the Iranians.
2007-09-12 02:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by Enigma 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
If Willy Wonka wasn't a fictional character I absolutely think he would be a better president. Its obvious that he had a clear grasp on how to run a tight ship business with his candy factory so that automatically gives him a one up on Bush since Bush has failed at every thing he ever did. (Besides cheerleading perhaps.) He could prevent terrorism by creating the ultimate terror prevention candy which would cause all terrorists heads to turn purple and explode.
And he would come equipped with his own army of Oompa Loompas so thats a nice bonus.
2007-09-12 09:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by sleepydad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uh, no. If we left it up to Willie Wonka, we'd all be working in a factory, like Oompa Loompas, and the Soviet people did in the USSR, having nothing but what we were told we could have, by a ruling power that believes in fantasy, not reality.
2007-09-12 10:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by xenypoo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! He could have his oompa loompas be his secret service, and Charlie could be his Vice President I'm sure he could do just as good as Chaney even though he is only 11. Willie could give his press conferences at the chocolate factory. When leaders from around the world came to visit he could have his meetings in the factory and serve drinks from the chocolate river. Willie could put Pres. Bush in the capsule they ride in the elevator and when it breaks through the top, Bush could disappear into space.
2007-09-12 09:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by aunti_m19 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any Body Who Knows Something About Anyting Would Be A Better President Then George W. Busch :) BTW I Love This Question!!!
2007-09-12 09:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats not even a fair comparison bill clinton was a GREAT president but willy wonka would have been way better than even him
could you imagine if willy wonka ran america like he does his chocolate factory haha that would be great especially while im high
2007-09-12 09:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, that depends on if you mean Gene Wilder Willy or Johnny Depp Willy.
Although, either of the above would most likely have higher ratings than G Dubya. Good Q!!
2007-09-12 09:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think Willy wonka would do a great job as president....When was the last campaign postcard you recieved you could eat?
I want candy
;o}
2007-09-12 09:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by klover_dso 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That would be cool! The Oompa Lumpa's could serve as the cabinet and whenever someone got out of line, we could send them through one of the machines and turn them into blueberries or flush them away. Plus, the chocolate river running through the White House would draw lots more visitors!
2007-09-12 09:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp?
2007-09-12 09:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋