I just want to see how many people there are that will tell the truth ....
2007-09-11 23:47:40 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
if you haven't farted then there is someting seriously wrong with you .....
2007-09-11 23:54:48 · update #1
What a dumb question!
You are silly and out of touch!
Oh, one more thing: Barney is ringing your doorbell, you missed work today & he'd like to know why.
2007-09-19 06:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by Sustagurl2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farting feels fun, friend. Just don't do it in an elevator/lift or on the escalator if there's someone behind you. Farts are also flammable. I have a friend who in his salad days collected his farts in a glass jar in the bathtub, and when he lit a match to it it blew the jar to bits. Would've damaged his brain if he had one.
2007-09-19 02:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by thom t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only admit to farting when i haven't really farted but when I really fart I dont admit it. Strange, i know.
2007-09-19 16:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tiger Lilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the ONLY double standard I support....I can part your hair from across the room, but i could not be turned off more to see a woman (especially an attractive woman) fart...if my wife let one out It would be a long time before I could sleep with her again...i know its not fair! dont hate me please, but if a woman farts its over....and smoking is not much better
2007-09-19 16:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is something I used to be able to do very well, but for some reason my talent is on the decline, so I keep a whoopee cushion around for when the mood strikes.
2007-09-18 10:21:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fart on a daily basis. Last night I had cabbage, today should be especially fun.
2007-09-12 09:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by krupsk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fart, but I save them for the restroom or when I know that I am alone.
2007-09-14 01:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me! High-pitched ones, loud jackhammerlike cheekslappers, and the ever popular SBD that hangs in the air for three days.
2007-09-12 06:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do, but it's not very much, and i don't poop very much either. my family thinks there is something wrong with me. i'm sure there probably is, i just never have the urge to go to the doctor and say "hey, i don't fart enough, or i don't poop enough".
2007-09-19 09:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh.. every one lady. farting is not a sin to say the truth.
2007-09-12 06:51:00 · answer #10 · answered by samee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋