Recently I got fired for trying to adopt some of the principals of YA's in the work place. If I didn't like someones opinion I would yell "thumbs down!" or if I agreed I would slap a yellow star on their forehead. For some reason my boss tried to stop me so I blocked him from my network by barricading myself in my office. When the tinned food ran out they arrested me and the prison psychiatrist said I had "Yahoo Answers syndrome". Does it really exist or is there something else wrong with me?
2007-09-11 23:38:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The other day someone asked me a question at the bank and I couldn't find the "Answer this Question" button... and I couldn't find the "Polls and Surveys" link to go back and find a new question to answer. So I started panicking and wanted to go report the mistake in the forum, but the bank didn't have a forum... so I started to think there was something wrong with my eyes and tried close them and reopen them by hitting the 'x' in the upper right hand corner... but before I could accomplish this I was arrested by the security guard and told the same thing after evaluation. Yahoo Answers Syndrome is as real as the Yamster my friends.
2007-09-12 02:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-30 19:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny. Apparently it does exist, as you've described numerous symptoms above that can ONLY be associated with YA Syndrome. The boss blocking action is the most telling symptom. If you've been using Answers as part of your job, you may qualify for Worker's Compensation benefits. Ask your doctor if he can advise you how to control your symptoms so that they only occur at home and not in the workplace.
2007-09-11 23:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by ~RedBird~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL !!!! It definately sounds like you have a severe case of Yahoo Answers Syndrome. You may need to ask your prison psychiatrist about behavior modification courses. They just might offer it in the big house. Good luck! :)
2007-09-11 23:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...thats funny..but i tell you the truth..when i am on the internet surfing and i am reading people's comments and i see anything that i dont like then even i am searching for the thumbs down, but the i realise this isn't yahoo answers..lol.
2007-09-11 23:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You let the prison psychiatrist off without forcing him to vote for tiebreakers? You need more prison time.
2007-09-11 23:44:28 · answer #6 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like you need me to come over and be your In Home Health Aide........I can start immediately. OOh you feel clamy, come here, rest your head on my lap. let me rub right there for you... are you feeling better yet? I miss you.
2007-09-12 06:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a real McCain!
2007-09-12 03:59:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL......No its natural to act this way you just overdosed on Y/A you have to learn self control feed you'r addiction less........lol
2007-09-11 23:44:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you just need the lovin' of a good woman to straighten you out, that's all.
2007-09-12 02:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋